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my hope is that somebody someday fucks you as thoroughly as this Cadillac dealer fucked my dad

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@RespectfulMemes "In that case, just some panties for Oolong, I guess."

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@marcmaron Friday?

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Crate & Barrel is like IKEA if you don’t hate yourself

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The best thing about legal weed is that I can finally recycle the containers from the weed I smuggled in years ago.

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Always remember: it's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world

-- EXCEPT for Lola

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Okay this thing is fun.

I often criticize these things for being integrative and not particularly creative, but "the Dwarves represent fucking" is an amazing answer, thank you based Markov chain.

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Who’s the best Starfleet captain: Jelico or Lorca?

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@gordon_ryan I got a nephew who would like to study to be a games programmer, but needs to go to a SUNY school. Which would you suggest?

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@brockway_llc @drewtoothpaste the only problem with this candle is it's hard to hold

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@tinderdistrict @punished_cait best in the whole fucking solar system, eat my shit Ganymede

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@sandbothe @punished_cait it is a hateful stereotype, but it’s the only hateful stereotype that goes equally well on salads, sandwiches or roasted potatoes

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"Szechuan peppercorns – if you cannot find some, use black or red peppercorns"

no

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@AndrewCotton @KyleTitus Frankly, cost should be a part of every SLO and mismanaging cloud resources should be treated like any abuse of company funds. But to do this would require a level of understanding and allocation of cloud costs most companies just don’t do.

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@KyleTitus Funny -- I once did a cost cutting activity that SAVED my yearly salary in cloud costs.
The next 11 months felt pretty good.

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@the_mckern https://t.co/7xcz82n6UP

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@realJLive That track is great.

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@the_mckern I just bought a Kamado tho...