Nathan Adler

Goober status

[Nathan Adler @dasnathanal]

@masonburdett6 😂😂😂

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I’m on the brim of dropping outta college and getting a master class subscription and seeing where we get in five years

[Nathan Adler @dasnathanal]

the airport for his new book. He gave me his last copy he had of it when I got off so now I have a book. Life is fucking crazy!

[Nathan Adler @dasnathanal]

Just got to the airport in Asheville and realized I forgot my book and on the shuttle it was just me and the driver. We started talking and it turns out he’s an author that worked in a University for like 20 years and he’s just driving the cuz he doesn’t want to pay for ads at…

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@masonburdett6 Get ya ass in the mutha fucking back… in black yoda assassin

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Anybody else try to decide between to plans and end up doing neither?

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Is now a bad time to do my birthright trip?

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@masonburdett6 Jesus whatta nipe

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Deleted social media, I’m feeling pretty good about it

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I think being a piece of trash would be an upgrade cuz at least I could hug some turtles

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Just got my blood tested and it wasn’t DNA, it was DTF

[Nathan Adler @dasnathanal]

Kung flu with the upper cut

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[Nathan Adler @dasnathanal]

Image yo card decline while paying for your ADHD medication and then you saw a puppy and asked if you could pet it and then saw there was a two for one sale on apples so you bought three and then you went home and made a sandwich but forgot to take it out of the microwave! !!!!!!

[Nathan Adler @dasnathanal]

Imagine yo card decline after getting a massage and they smother you in icy-hot and put a baby hippo on your back

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I’m starting to think beer bongs might be the solution for a socially distanced rager

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@WinnieTheRage @Avalanche What reddit post did you copy and paste this from?

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They have to say “redbull gives you wings” because they can’t say “redbull gives you horns” #redbull @redbull

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@lucy_vig03 Well uhhh actually that wasn’t a complete sentence

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@badgalbiley Save the polar ice caps

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@eggwthlegs And twitter Emily is back!

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Driving to Wisconsin from boulder has changed my mindset of ‘there’s way to omany people’ to ‘there’s way too much corn!’