BIG SEXY Playboi Coté

aspiring stand up comedian, cult of personality, and whale fact salesman.

[Jawsh @Its_Jawsh]

Why is everyone telling me to vote? Is something happening?

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

If I were Andy dalton I ain’t coming back to play for a bunch a guys who let me get slammed every play and just watch me get targeted with no reaction I wouldn’t wanna play another done w a single one of them

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

It’s always hard to watch on of the greats leave the gloves in the ring, but atleast khabib can rest knowing his father is proud

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

I’m going to be honest old people who can’t figure out technology are just stupid I’ve seen 4 year olds and smart old people pick that shit up in an hour. Sorry your an idiot, you idiot

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

If I were pats o-line coach all these dudes would be doing end zone to end zone bear crawls all week

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

I’m about to buy a pc just because among us mobile is so ass

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

Andy dolton is hired

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

Brian hoyer is fired

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

Imma be honest I was wrong Tony Romo has such high football iq that if he was on any other team then the cowboys he probably would have been pretty good. I’m sorry @tonyromo for all the times I called you trash.

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

I hope the dude who sucker punched poor sweet old rick moranis gets hit by a bus and lives and has a very meaningless existence of being a border line vegetable. that seems like a fair punishment to me #JusticeForMoranis

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

Cheers to which ever racist corrupt old man you want to be president!

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

Idea for a YouTube channel: prank/ harassment channel, but I only harass convicted pedophiles and make there lives a living hell

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

Just tired and uninspired

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

Nothing says I’m a mouth breather like wearing icp juggalo clothing

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

Honestly ain’t even mad one of the best football games I’ve ever watched in regular season.

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

@briannafranco25 Stonks!

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

The bucs coaching staff is so bad you could give them a roster of the most talented players in the league on both sides of the ball and they would still go 8-8

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

She wanna fuck wit da oooouuunnnnccceee

[BIG SEXY Playboi Coté @datDaleCote]

@custardloaf You did the right thing

[JOKO @ItsJoko]

I have a severe medical condition called hella ass