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Is life not Sisyphean enough without creating our own boulders?

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As an Italian, ALL of my laughing is out loud.

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

BREAKING : 🇺🇸 NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani called out Trump for spending billions to kill people in 🇮🇷 Iran

Journalist — Are you against Iran War?

Mamdani — We are talking about a war that killed thousands of civilians, so yes I am dead against it 🔥

Journalist — Does it frustrate you seeing $900 million a day getting wasted on such wars?

Mamdani — We are spending tens of billions of dollars to kill people, that money could have been used to make life easier for our people

“We always seem to have money for war, but not to feed the poor” 🔥

Finally a sane voice from within the United States, we need more such people at the top who can lead the world towards peace. Respect 🫡

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Government must deliver for working people—and every dollar in our budget should work as hard as they do.

That’s why I directed every agency to cut waste and help close our budget gap.

Here’s some of what we found.

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Microsoft Copilot is USELESS TRASH
Get that VIRUS OFF MY COMPUTER

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@AndyKHLiu This an all time Andy tweet

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@josid2d @WaffleWillit @messedupfoods Now that I’ve chugged a Celsius:
- 32” came from the comment I was replying to
- area of 16” pizza = 201 square inches
- area of a 32” pizza = 804 square inches
So the original result stand but with the actual correct numbers. Commenter is still going to have to eat twice as much

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@josid2d @WaffleWillit @messedupfoods Don’t apologize!!!! I fucked that up hard lmaooo I clearly need more caffeine

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@WaffleWillit @messedupfoods Area of a 16” pizza is 804 square inches and area of a 32” pizza is 3217 square inches (divide by two cuz ur sharing so 1608 square inches) therefore you’d be eating twice as much pizza if you shared a 32” pizza vs eating a 16” by yourself.

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bro brought an and-1 instead of a plus-one

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

KD really brought a basketball with him to a wedding 😭💀

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@WarriorsHuddle Both of my kidneys

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IM ONLY 19 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM

[karen @Karen_Maslow22]

just found out pedro pascal said he wont date anyone 20+ years younger than him and i missed the cut by 2 years no one fucking talk to me

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due to inflation the mitochondria is now the powerapartment of the cell

[ken @JaiIpose]

Tell her Bron still doin it lol

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@supereenie

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THE WARRIORS PLAY BASKETBALL TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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This is true art:

[unonumero56 @unonumero_56]

Live action Gear 4

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Sabrina Ionescu is the second star the Warriors need #tradethepicks

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are gushers just dessert dumplings?