Clubs Deuce

BLOWING STUFF UP AND BEING SUBMISSIVE,YEE!(trigger warning: #everything just because so 18+)

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite [[im the same with my eridan account but i dont often change my accs to different fandoms

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite [[so this is your current fad and you move on regularly

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite [[im starting to feel like there are only five people doing roleplays on twitter and they all have shite tonnes of accs

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite [[oh
i thought you were someone else for a while
like this was their new jack acc or something

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite [[both

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite [[of course it is
why wouldnt it be
so whats your master account

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite [[if you wanna do it with an actual person
@/maroonmobster is the guy

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite YOU KNOW BOSS... I HAVE SEEN A GREEN MAN AROUND RECENTLY. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU HATE NUMBER SEVEN.

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite I LEARN FROM THE BEST BOSS. *smiles innocently*

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite OR! PULL THEIR FINGERS OUT OF THE SOCKETS AND THEN CUT THEM OFF WITH A DULL KNIFE!

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite IT WOULD HURT MORE IF WE BROKE THEM AND THEN PULLED THEM OFF IN A JERKY MOTION.

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite WE KIDNAP ONE AND BREAK THEIR FINGERS UNTIL THEY TELL US ABOUT THEMSELVES. THEY WOULD'NT TELL US IF WE DIDN'T.

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite I DO? WELL SUN TSU ALWAYS SAID TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KNOW YOU AND OUR ENEMIES PROBABLY DO.

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite WE MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE A STAKEOUT AND SEE WHERE ONE OF THEM GOES.

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite *his puerile face of joy remains present* LEAD THE WAY BOSS.

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite *jumps merrily*YAY! I KNEW YOU'D BE UP FOR THAT BOSS.

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND ONE OF THOSE MEANIE GREENIES AND BREAK THEIR LEGS!

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite *his grin goes from ear to ear to eye to eye* I'M ALWAYS UP FOR THAT JACK.

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite OKAY JACK. IF YOU SAY SO I WILL HAVE TO GO BY YOUR WORD. FOR NOW AT LEAST.

[Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe]

@HeinousDersite *sits on a chair and pats his lap*TELL ME ABOUT IT SPORT.*his leg is about 30cm long

thats like 3 inches i think*