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Iowa State wishlist:
1) Fire Jamie Pollard
2) Bring back tertiary blue

[The Chivalry Guild @ChivalryGuild]

Miraculous tech for turning grass into the most delicious and nutritious food on the planet. Cows are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[Zach Lahn @ZachLahn]

I fundamentally and completely reject the idea that America will not thrive without illegal foreign labor.

Or that we cannot have thriving farms without illegal foreign labor.

It’s an insult to every part of our heritage, to generations of our families that bled to build what we have today.

Actual farmers, who are following the rules and doing it the right way, don't want or need illegal foreign labor.

They want to be paid fairly for what they’re growing. They want their kids to see opportunity in farming not just struggle.

They want to know that not only can their kids stay on the farm but want to stay because they know they can build a family and life.

They want inputs to be affordable, Big Ag giants to stop undercutting them, and to know their neighbors are not Chinese nationals.

But, every time there's a push for amnesty in DC, the talking points are always the same: "We have to do this for the (insert group)."

This time they're saying: "It's what the farmers want!"

But, it’s always the same lobbyists and multinational corporations profiting off cheap foreign labor that are feeding politicians those talking points.

[Zach Lahn @ZachLahn]

Thursday at 3:30pm during a workday. Out Of Office.

Rob Sand Doesn’t Work.

[Sam @sammmidd]

I’m already voting for him, you don’t need to try and convince me.

[Zach Lahn @ZachLahn]

This is very bad. The level of contempt in his voice for the people he claims to want to represent is astonishing.

These are not the words of a unifying moderate. This is the mindset of an Ivy Leaguer that thinks he’s better than you.

[Iowa Field Report.com @IAFieldReport]

🚨LEAKED AUDIO: @RobSandIA says his proposed changes to state government will only happen AFTER his term because Republicans need to, “take their medicine.”

Sand preaches “better and truer,” but behind closed doors promises retribution. #iagov

[Zach Lahn @ZachLahn]

@Hawkeye4l1feKe @IowaGOP Don’t have a private jet. The only person in this race with a private jet is @RobSandIA along with a ranch in Colorado and a yacht and a $10m campaign check from his in laws for his “grassroots” campaign.

[Zach Lahn @ZachLahn]

We did it!!!

Thank you IOWA!

IOWA FIRST!

[doomer @uncledoomer]

not a mystery, house prices are up 40% because we increased the money supply by 40% to save boomer 401ks during covid. we sacrificed the young on the altar of the old.

[Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq. @DrunkKobold]

>did zoomers get into the meat grinder
No, and neither did any of the boomers talking shit. You knew a guy who knew a guy who saw combat. Many of you were hippies who spat on the drafted as the lucky returned

>20% mortgage
Mortgages were 7.75% in 71, it was largely GenX who paid the high of 18.63% in 81. I will buy any house off a boomer for 18% mortgage, but I will pay the 1981 value (adjusted for inflation). That'd be 270k~ today on a 90k 80s sale. Im allowed up to 50% down. DMs open.

>lose pensions
Cant lose what you never had.

>had entire industries close down
Every CS grad is laughing into a coma at this, while being told to apply to Panda Express.

>wait in line for gas
While CA was short gas, other areas in the country had a surplus. The "shortage" was caused by Jimmy Carter price controls. You literally did that to yourselves.

But do go on.

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

I have a loving and caring mother who always made sure my needs were met and a loving and caring father who taught me what it means to be a man and how to provide for a family.
And they love each other more than life itself.
And I can call them whenever I want.
Life is good.

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

One of the weirdest experiences in my life has been has been learning how uncommon it is to have two happily married parents and siblings that you love.
I love my family more than words could possibly express and I feel bad that most people don’t get to experience that feeling.
God bless the atomic family.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down.

We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

[Congressman Brandon Gill @RepBrandonGill]

Today I asked an abortion advocate what her favorite method of abortion is.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

Good morning ☀️

[Will Slagle @slagle_will]

Loyal Sons Forever True🌪️🌪️🌪️

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Good luck to Trump and the GOP without Catholics, Muslims, anti-war voters, fiscal hawks, immigration hawks, prospective home-buyers, anybody who wanted the Epstein Files, anybody who watches Tucker, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, & Candace.

But hey at least they’re popular in Israel.

[Justin @Justin_Neagle]

I drank a Slurp. WHAT? I drank another slurp. WHAT? 3 Slurps. OH NO. 4 Slurps. WHAT? 5 Slurps. WHAT? 6 Slurps. WHAT? 7 Slurps. WHAT? 8 Slurps. WHAT? 9 Slurps. WHAT? And a Chug Chug. WHATTTT?