Alien Flacko 👽

I’m O.G

[Alien Flacko 👽 @Dat_kid_blinks]

I Testify That There Is No God Worthy of Worship But Allah, And I Testify That Muhammad Is The Messenger Of Allah ☝️

[Ayatoullah 🇳🇬🇷🇺 🇰🇵 🇮🇷 @ukatcher]

The APC i know will create a very serious problem for that Emir.

They are evil that belong in hell.

[THANOS " the mad titan" @OdsRasheed]

The face of CIA 😂😂😂

[Naval Gunner💀⚓️👮🏻‍♀️ @Ormarfaruq]

Ashe mutumin nan pilot din gaskene kuma ya gaji sarauta fiye da Sunusi Lamido sunusi kuma ance yanada kudi sosai, da tausayi yake bani Ashe nine abun tausayi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

pov me finally at home, after a long day of smoking little to no weed 😮‍💨🍃

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

pov me high as fuck scrolling on X all night long 😮‍💨🍃

[𝐉𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐍 @j0_szn]

Muslim refugees are called invaders. Western soldiers in Muslim countries are called peacekeepers.

Okay😂😂😂

[Nico @nicogambles]

People will flex 60+ hour work weeks like it’s a badge of honor

My bro you’re a slave

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

As my final act of love. I will disappear

[olu goku 🇬🇭 @Prix_dgeek]

slut shaming? no im a slut encourager, take your tits out and show me how much of a slut you are

[Pan @pangrey123]

Job interviews be like, "What can you do?"

Dude, I'm a millennial born in the '90s. Just tell me what I need to know, & I'll master it in 3 days.

[WarMonitor @WarMonitorINTL]

Zelenskyy agrees to accept defeat and the loss of 25% of Ukraine’s territory.

Russia won

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb

[Pan @pangrey123]

Nobody is faker than your boss when their boss is around

[Trippiee Og💨💀 @trippieeog]

Real stoners started with raw igbo, then AZ, then SK, then loud, then Ghana loud, then Scottish before arriving at Cana

If you no start like this, no follow us call yourself stoner again!🫩

[acce @accekid]

If i open a shop i will hire girls with big ynash i know my gender won't disappoint me😂😂

[Jiggy Jiggy @abbacious_]

Da ka siya napep ana ma balance gwara ka samu wata Santaleliyar yarinya kana kashe mata kudin.
You’ll get a better ROI than that napep I’m not even kidding.

[Dr. Kipkoech Cheruiyot @kipkoecheruiyot]

I saw a prado car seller who started his video as “are you a corrupt government official who doesn’t know where to invest his money? I got you. This is Landcruiser….”

[H E A L E R 👳‍♂️ @iamdihealer]

One day, the things we chase will be left behind, but the deeds we sincerely do for Allah matter.

Pray your salah, honour people, seek forgiveness, and leave behind something beneficial.

May Allah grant us a beautiful ending. Ameen thumma ameen.