David Cole

[David Cole @Dat_King_Cole]

How would you describe yourself?

Me:

[WhiteBballPains @WhiteBballPains]

Ryan Broekhoff 6-8 FG 15 points against the Sixers. Looks more like an accountant #WhiteBballSuccess

[brent @murrman5]

[at thanksgiving dinner four days after buying a jet ski] wanna know what im thankful for?

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

White people love saying “oh that was terrible” after throwing a frisbee

[Grag Popovich @ItsGPop]

rt if ur crying

[Travis Grossi @travisgrossi]

I 👏🏼 DIDN’T 👏🏼REMOVE 👏🏼 ANY 👏🏼ITEMS 👏🏼 FROM 👏🏼THE 👏🏼 BAGGING 👏🏼 AREA

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me: *wears ripped jeans*
parents seeing an opportunity for a joke:

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

HIM: I’m sorry I spilled my drink, I ruined your jacket.

FIRST GUY TO WEAR A REVERSIBLE JACKET: *Trying very hard to contain excitement* Actually, you didn’t.

[Grag Popovich @ItsGPop]

rt if ur not wishing ray allen an happy birthday

[Grag Popovich @ItsGPop]

kawhi: hey pop can u trade me to LA I love the beach

pop: did u say frozen wasteland?

kawhi: pop no pls

pop: enjoy Siberia

[David Cole @Dat_King_Cole]

@IAMJAYBOOGIE_ Trying to be lol

[David Cole @Dat_King_Cole]

@jashackley Ok you’re right, but it was close to the same level of hype

[David Cole @Dat_King_Cole]

I fixed my clothes washer last night and I felt more hype than hitting a 3 against Alabama

[brent @murrman5]

[wife after leaving our friend emily’s party] emily texted that her body wash is missing
[knowing full well I smell of hibiscus] emily and her stories

[flo @fatalflorence]

u bought a car
u named it
ｂｒａｄ
♥you loved brad♥
ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ
𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓲𝓶
you 2 had been through everything together
* 2 boyfriends
* 3 jobs
you're like, 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐝
ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ
𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜

[David Cole @Dat_King_Cole]

@IAMJAYBOOGIE_ I’m feeling attacked

[brent @murrman5]

[twenty minutes into a dinner party] was that an xbox I noticed on the way in?

[David Cole @Dat_King_Cole]

@christiancomeng I just remember you legit cried when y’all got him so I can only imagine what you’re going through

[David Cole @Dat_King_Cole]

@christiancomeng we lost boogie?

[David Cole @Dat_King_Cole]

@christiancomeng I’m upset

[David Cole @Dat_King_Cole]

I will not https://t.co/7uaOvOgAq8

[NBA @NBA]

Join us in wishing @kawhileonard of the @spurs a HAPPY 27th BIRTHDAY!

#NBABDAY #GoSpursGo