We are disgustingly in love
Trigger warning: the level of cringe is unfathomable
– You deserve the world 🥰
– I want you by my side when I claim it
– I will be there ❤️
This is horribly sickening, ewwwww
I love it so fcking much😭
HUH
i guess if i find xenomorphs hot af, it might be a sign of me being emotionally unavailable ?
...or super horny and a bit kinky
but i mean, just look at this face🤤🤤🤤
@babadoock_ 😭
случайные фото рили всегда такие имо, 50/50:
либо уёбищное уг один глаз моргает второй косит рот открыт в чихе и поза сутулой собаки
либо лухури модель
😭🤡
the girl who introduced me to the local bdsm community in 2019 - just got engaged😭
crazy, i still remember going to workshops together like it was a month ago😭
they grow up so fast😭 so happy for her😭
her fiancé is such a lucky dude👏
Was offered to get in front of the queue in a shop
Needed to use my own documentation for the first time ever(in a year+)
Finally accepted that I've lost my debit card
What a day
Aaaaand yep, we are now dating and he seems super great and normal and healthy and I can't believe it's happening
So that's your sign to also annoy the fck out of your crush. It might work out.
So
Annoyed him enough, so he offered to have a walk? At a beach? Watching sunset? Talking? And then a restaurant? And driving me home?
...he probably won't want to interact ever again
👀😭 (but plz do, it was so damn nice and cute and adorable and healthy and nOrMaL😭)
So
Annoyed him enough, so he offered to have a walk? At a beach? Watching sunset? Talking? And then a restaurant? And driving me home?
...he probably won't want to interact ever again
👀😭 (but plz do, it was so damn nice and cute and adorable and healthy and nOrMaL😭)
having a crush is fun and all
UNTIL you start looking at your astrological compatibility
(cause ofc you already know their birthday)
means that IT'S OVER FOR YOU
you are IN TOO DEEP
...halp
having a crush is fun and all
UNTIL you start looking at your astrological compatibility
(cause ofc you already know their birthday)
means that IT'S OVER FOR YOU
you are IN TOO DEEP
...halp
Question of this summer:
How can I have 3 jobs, a doggo, more than 5h of sleep daily, 2 hobbies, looking pretty, meetings with friends, and thoughts of romantic life?
(kinda bragging cause only this life rhythm makes me feel worthy of adoration and love - from myself as well)
...when the boss is late for the meeting - it's fine.
but i join the meeting saying i'll start the productive part in 2 mins - "we should start the meeting when everyone is ready, let's postpone"
boss says to wait for him for 15 mins, or to postpone a meeting to completely another time (at the moment we already joined the call) - it's ok
when i join the meeting saying i'll start the productive part in 2 mins - that's disrespectful
i'm resigning after the next bullshit
my fourth (part-time, seasonal) job: being the active catalyst in my friend's and mine crush/hyperfixation/delulu lives
at least getting paid there. with dopamine, cringe stories, and failed bechdel tests