Data Juggler

C# / SQL Server Dev - 40+ projects on Git Hub, one near you.
Creator of a free online text based image editor.

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Anyone that doesn't let you reply to their tweets gets blocked.

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@danbowkley @Snowden We had this same debate in high school, 35 years ago.

It took explaining this scenario to a girl to convince her:
Your best friend confides she cheated on her husband when he was out of town.

At court the phone call plays and she loses custody of her kids.

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@Roshe51 That made my day. I wasn't productive today, at all, except for jogging, but that didn't happen either.

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@CarlaNotarobot A blonde's husband comes home from work, and wife says to him 'The vacuum is broken'.

Husband plug's it in, turns it on.

Blonde: 'What's that noise?'

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@FastLain918 My dog gets in the bed, and it goes up 7 degrees.

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Any #fashiondesigners out there?

I need someone to tell me my shirt maker program is not good, so I can go back to work.

@RalphLauren Do you need a shirt designer? I can create 10,000 a day and let you pick your favorites.

#ComputerGeneratedFashion

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@FastLain918 That's different. I voted with out proper information.

I feel like a Democrat!

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@FastLain918 My mom showed me how to make my bed about 200 times after I knew how.

Show me one more time. I think the thought of me doing it was worth all 200 to her in here mind.

It took her 64 years later to agree with me, that making the bed is a waste of energy.

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@elitesbewarned @jimmy86914111 Eat the government employees.

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I have to give my mom credit for some of "my" best material.

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@CarlaNotarobot Of if what if the user clicks on something no one ever tested.

https://t.co/KesM2N3LuP

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@AuronMacintyre @chillywillers I read this stuff, and it turns me into Dr. Evil.

I start wishing I had super powers to drop people like this from 30,000 feet to see if their mask saves them.

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@buabaj_ Without Context ? No thank you.

Context: I created a program called Shirt Maker, and I am looking for a clothing line that wants to hire me as their most productive designer ever.

I can press a button and create as many shirt textures as desired.

#RalphLaurenWhereAreYou?

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@MickGreenhough Didn't want to fight over something not worth saving.

Choose your battles carefully.

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@MallardBeakman It's not professional suicide.

It's one job, you don't want.

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@LibertarianMama This man is now well and should not be seen in public.

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@DrouillardMatt @usmaanLog Take a nap.

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@tone_we You must live North of Interstate 10.

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Is the dollar going to die?

https://t.co/hQx4v8cUY0