Michael Akerman

Full stack (not that stack) data scientist. (he/him)

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

Sometimes people ask why I bought a Bolt and not a Tesla and I always say something like "a couple of reasons, really" but I always think "because Musk is a real piece of shit that's why"

[Team17 @Team17]

To celebrate the launch of @ConscriptGame on 23rd July, we've partnered with @HyperX to run a gaming giveaway!

Prizes include:
🔹1TB Steam Deck OLED
🔹HyperX Cloud III headsets
🔹Custom CONSCRIPT earcups
🔹HyperX Knight backpack
🔹CONSCRIPT Steam keys

🔗 https://t.co/Ar38o93GUB

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@kareem_carr You're asking if we believe in a soul. We'd all agree one neuron is not sentient. Three neurons aren't sentient. Some neurons and myelin sheaths? Nope. But a human brain made of a lot of those seems to have the emergent property of sentience. Does that necessitate a soul?

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@DisneyPlus Doctor Who, Doctor Who, whenever you're in trouble!
Doctor Who, Doctor Who, they'll be there on the double!

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@JonathanZhang72 I like my worlds hella magical, to such an extent that even martial abilities draw their power from latent magic. Action Surge and Multiattack are executed via time dilation. Rogue and Monk Evasion make a fireball do no damage by disrupting the magical field around them. Etc.

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@ryanqnorth I feel the same way about ads for companies with no consumer-facing products. "Dow Chemical Company: Please Think About Us?"

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@Corey_Yanofsky I had a conversation with my brother about Teams (he dislikes it) and I would summarize his issue as that his org wasn't using it at all as a communication tool but instead just as a file storage with too much abstraction. I think hating it for that is a bit unfair, personally

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@rnaErin This is Curious George's fault somehow, I just know it

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@GifZelda

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@BadMedicalTakes Ah damn, my sex sac is running on empty

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@ampol_moment The Republican 2022 slogan: "Nuh uh, YOU are!"

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@ampol_moment No no no, my fish's name is Eric https://t.co/L0eEXFBsdh

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@ampol_moment I feel like Zac really captures the problem with video calls, which is that you can't literally beat the shit out of someone so the best you can do is be livid

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@DucksityDuck @ampol_moment His son Beau died of cancer, so that's a possibility. It's also possible he was trying to say he has cancer

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@ampol_moment ... Huh.

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@ampol_moment Looking out from behind a tree, about to tackle a senator: "Fucker!"

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@ampol_moment Hate to see two monsters fighting

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@ampol_moment This is a tiktok

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@RasslinTime Depends how high the basket is.

This one is easily within my reach!

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

You know, I'm sitting here trying to decide if I should dunk on or respond in earnest to this very bad tweet and I realize, I really won't lose much by deleting Twitter...

[Michael Akerman @data_makerman]

@bfwriter @sheologian @KateHeeChoi Why do companies interview candidates rather than merely looking at their LinkedIn