data center daddy

do you even megawatt?

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

Batch? Snatch? I love em all. Give me your loads and I’ll serve them. No deadlines, no re-studies, just pure, unfiltered POWER. You pay for it? It’s yours…. Daddy’s way.

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

@rjimenez_cre Lol - we don’t keep receipts, fam. The price goes up every time I drop a load.

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

@RaphaelKahan Put the cash in a leather, gucci bag.

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

You missed me? I didn’t miss you. Fulfilling your loads? Yea… I’m working on it.

Needless to say… daddy is in demand.

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

@rjimenez_cre Name: Daddy

Age: Forever

Fun Fact: I once whispered to a server rack and it self-cooled out of respect

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

Daddy blesses his first responders that keep his poles clean.

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

Good to see more and more of my disciples doing Daddy’s work in Texas for him. My greatest conquests will be where the land is flattest. See more below:

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

Everyone will serve Daddy eventually. Until then… keep calm and request those loads

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

Watching developers beg for power is my favorite pastime.

[BruinCap @BruinCap8]

Brian Fitzsimons of GridUnity interview with @_LatitudeMedia:

“For one of our utilities, which is one of the largest utilities in the United States, nearly 30% of all the applications submitted in 2024 were canceled…Additionally, when large tech companies decide to build 30 data centers for 100 megawatts each [these are random numbers] they go to multiple transmission owners across the country with the same data centers, asking if they have the generation capacity to serve their needs. Then, the tech companies will decide that they’re only going to build five out of those 30 data centers this year, and they only select five locations. But in the meantime, they’ve sent a signal across North America that has everyone thinking they might have 100 megawatts in their backyard this year. And you get an inflated load forecast for the nation”

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

@RichardMeyerDC But… I want it all

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

@4130Energy You only had that dream because I allowed you to, my child. DCD will make this a reality, if you let him. It only requires a steep deposit into daddy’s Venmo account 🤫

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

@Ben_Inskeep Many have tried to stop me, all will soon fail.

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

@Ben_Inskeep This is “beta” energy if I’ve ever seen it…. And I’ve seen a lot

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

Who has a load that needs servicing?

Never fear, daddy’s here.

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

@ZeroBasis

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

As a raving lunatic once said

"No one man should have all that power"

He was right, one man shouldn't

But one Daddy should

Data Center Daddy has all the power for his children

[data center daddy @datacenterdaddy]

Daddy was hungry today so he call farmer to feed on his land

Daddy say “I need your land. I’m hungry and I must grow.”

Farmer reply “your solar cousins have fucked my farm and killed my crops. Piss off!”

Daddy upset & reply A) Solar is for pussies. B) Shut up and take my $$