Evan Chipps

Data @gemini • formerly Data @mlb • 1x Fantasy Football winner

[Evan Chipps @datadawg]

I would never be able to go back to a world where I couldn’t throw chicken tendies in an air fryer whenever I please

[Evan Chipps @datadawg]

@creditguy SO BACK. The actionable business insights are gunna have to be put on hold for a bit, chief

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Yes, thank you @Internmom for your service here

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

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I’m NYC-sober (not watching Mets baseball)

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Keeping the dawgs at the office fed today

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@creditguy @Gemini

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@Internmom @creditguy @Gemini No point in bothering with that

[Evan Chipps @datadawg]

When the first sip of Celsius hits in the morning

[Evan Chipps @datadawg]

The Market will regulate itself

The Market:

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Bush's is launching Rocket Pop and pickle-flavored baked beans

The company says it wants to bring "unexpected" flavors to cookouts

[Evan Chipps @datadawg]

Inside me there are two wolves - and both of them want to turn unstructured data into actionable insights

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@SteveGelbs Steve I need this hat

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If you are a cup of froyo in NYC - STAY INSIDE

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@GiraffeNeckMarc 7-0 brother don’t call it a heater

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My body is a machine that turns unstructured data into actionable business insights

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Bad news for my haters: I woke up today

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The masculine urge to hang out in front of Satriale’s with an espresso

[Evan Chipps @datadawg]

Coworker asks me to lunch. “Where to?” I ask. He pauses - “No thanks”. I immediately shut him down. He was probably gunna say Sweetgreen. Hell, if he said Chipotle I would have considered (Slop bowl, double chicken, hold everything else). I grab my 5th container of Dawg Food (unseasoned ground beef) that week from the fridge and feel a sense of thankfulness for this moment of clarity.

If we aren’t Protein-per-Calorie maxxing every waking moment - what are we even doing here

[Evan Chipps @datadawg]

"A bruise on the leg is a hell of a long way from the heart" - me to myself after I take a spill playing rec soccer

[Evan Chipps @datadawg]

Me with my Claude agents