A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again.
The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.
The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”
@gabbspalomo I usually download via the manual interface (Explore -> Filters -> Download), but it's limited to 200k results. If I want way more then that then I'll download records from gbif, but those are only research grade.
WINTER CARNIVORE FIELD JOBS (4)
❄️ My team at the USFS Rocky Mountain Research Station is hiring 1 crew leader & 3 crew members to conduct winter mesocarnivore surveys. We are using snowmobile surveys & cameras to detect many cute critters! ❄️
Crew lead:
https://t.co/vVvGoj7aby
@NicoSGonzalez A lot of podcasts, including many popular, are just several people talking about whatever comes to mind for an hour, and that can definitely be unappealing. But plenty of podcasts are scripted, have nice editing and are akin to documentaries. Lots of interesting stuff.
Our maintenance crews see a little of everything in Southwest Idaho...🦗🦗
This video is from State Highway 51 last week. Mormon crickets are taking over the road this season! Watch out for slick spots. (If you get queasy easily, don't watch this with the volume on🤢)
We have a full-time position available for a writer at @OurWorldInData!
These three aspects would make this a dream job for me:
• You will be supported by a friendly and very well-functioning team.
• You have a position that asks you to write about a wide range of important global problems for a large, thoughtful audience.
• And crucially you will have the freedom to dedicate your energy and creativity to what you do best: writing.
You can find all details and how you can apply here:
https://t.co/aPhbqXfND3
🚨RSE Job alert!!🚨
New @UF strategic funding was allocated to start a Research Software Engineer team to work with faculty to develop robust code. @GoGatorsUFIT Research Computing is hiring multiple #RSE positions at various levels ($60K - $130K): https://t.co/7Gi4FOh4qS