danny

figuring it out. he/him

[danny @dataframing]

I typed and damn near sent someone "I hope this LA fire blows over soon". Accidental crisis averted

[danny @dataframing]

Ah, fond memories of Epstein Island

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Jeff Bezos came, Bill Gates came. Mark Zuckerberg came. Many of them came numerous times. The bankers have all come. Everybody is coming.

[danny @dataframing]

I’m about to go Mangione mode on the Apple PM who made that reactions pop-up on every single fucking video call

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

LEX: "Now Winston... would you be willing to say one positive or kind thing about Adolf Hitler in the name of promoting more peace and love in the world?"

[danny @dataframing]

what if instead of "pink pony club" it was "pink homie club"

[danny @dataframing]

if you told me prometheus originally brought down instant coffee I would believe you

[danny @dataframing]

who up backdooring their roth

[danny @dataframing]

something about the new year being divisible by a square number makes me want to lock in

[danny @dataframing]

just witnessed my roomba accidentally unplug my air purifier and had a vision of our inevitable technological undoing

[computer man @gloomfather]

White people will hear a herald angel sing and say some shit like “Hark!”

[danny @dataframing]

just asked chatgpt what jesus would have done if he were joel in the last of us

[danny @dataframing]

chat am i cooked

[danny @dataframing]

this morning i saw a hearse with a full-body bright orange and red flame wrap

[danny @dataframing]

she's my least favorite head master so i call her dolores umbridge

[tommy @tommyfication]

mary be like IJBOL (i just birthed our lord)

[danny @dataframing]

neil patrick harris implies the existence of neil patrick biden

[danny @dataframing]

0.5x engineer because I see the bigger picture

[guppies! @guppiesz]

hell yeah

[danny @dataframing]

i was at a company holiday party and the accountants were getting serious about macy's little accounting oopsie

[danny @dataframing]

meta's down so you know they have the social network soundtrack playing at all the offices right now