Oluwatobi

Industrial Mathematics | Data Analytics | I Post free Udemy courses |

[Oluwatobi @datahebrew]

I'll be here to support my brother @omoalhajaabiola in posting several free certification courses on Udemy. In 2024, everyone—including myself—must learn by force. We embrace increased training as well as certification while rejecting ignorance and procrastination.

[Towolawi Jamiu #EndSarsNow @jharmo]

This video is worth revisiting.

2022: "I will pay WAEC fees for every child."

2026: "Pay ₦50,000 for WAEC."

From promise to burden.

[Berneese @theberneese]

If Argentina wins If Argentina lose

[Oluwatobi @datahebrew]

@dubsonlysports Also, does anyone notice it's a 7 game tournament, and France was fifa ranked 17th in 2016

[Oluwatobi @datahebrew]

Another one

[Isaiah @fcbfootballblog]

39 year old Messi to lift his second consecutive Cup in 2026 you heard it here first https://t.co/4e8fF0Q1wl

[Isaiah @fcbfootballblog]

39 year old Messi to lift his second consecutive Cup in 2026 you heard it here first https://t.co/4e8fF0Q1wl

[Tesni¹ˢᵗ11 @officialtesnixi]

Son: Dad, I just finished watching Messi's full 2022 and 2026 World Cup highlights.

Father: Don't waste your time. FIFA rigged both tournaments for him.

Son: Really? That's what you've been saying for 20 years.

Father: Of course. FIFA wanted him to win.

Son: I'm confused though...

Father: About what?

Son: I saw Messi miss a penalty. Did FIFA tell him to miss it?

Father: Well... no.

Son: Then I watched him dribble through defenders, split defenses with impossible passes, score free-kicks, curl shots into the top corner and create assists that nobody else even saw.
Did FIFA tell him exactly where to pass?

Father: That's... not what I mean.

Son: Did FIFA teach him how to dribble five players? Did FIFA tell defenders to let him glide past them? Did FIFA tell goalkeepers to stand still while he buried free-kicks into the top corner?

Father: Well...

Son: Did FIFA control his first touch? His vision? His balance? His left foot? Did FIFA tell Julian Alvarez, Di Maria, Enzo Fernandez and the rest of Argentina to finish the chances Messi created?

Father: You're missing the point.

Son: I'm actually trying to find the point.
If FIFA rigged it, why did Messi still have to run, create chances, score goals, give assists, beat defenders and perform every single game?
Why didn't FIFA just hand him the trophy before the tournament started?

Father: That's not how rigging works.

Son: Then explain it to me.
Because from what I watched, all I saw was a football genius doing football genius things.
The only explanation I've heard is FIFA rigged it.
But every time I ask how, nobody can explain what FIFA actually did to make Messi play like that.

Father: Son... some things are better left unquestioned.

Son: So after 20 years... the evidence is still just "trust me"?

Son: I get it now.

People can argue over trophies forever.
But nobody can rig vision.
Nobody can rig dribbling.
Nobody can rig genius.

That's why the highlights are still convincing people decades later.

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[Oluwatobi @datahebrew]

Is there anyone here right now

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[QThestorm @17QStorm]

BREAKING: Marco Rubio just said the quiet part out loud.

Americans work 40+ years…

Pay taxes.
Follow the rules.
Build the country.

Then retire on $800, $900, maybe $1,000 a month.

Meanwhile, new arrivals can allegedly receive more support from the same system they never paid into.

Read that again.

The people who built America are being pushed to the back of the line.

This is not compassion.
This is a government priority problem.
America First was never just a slogan.
It was a warning.

Who comes first?

The taxpayer… or the system?

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

I've seen people forgive wickedness because the person is rich.

I've seen people condemn mistakes because the person is poor.

Money edits morality.

[Ihunanya Chi ❤️ @Ihunanya_chi]

Sex was designed by God for two people, a man and his wife, to intimately stimulate, connect with, and enjoy each other.

But when you masturbate, you are not alone. You are having sex with an unknown spiritual being, a bodiless creature. That’s why the pleasure can sometimes feel even more intense than the real thing.

[Immortal Tessy @TheresaArueyin1]

The first-ever cordless phone was created by God.

He named it PRAYER. It never loses its signal, and you never have to recharge it. Use it anywhere.

[Seduction King @seduction__king]

HOW TO WIN AS A COUPLE

• Cover each other's weaknesses
• Celebrate each other's strengths
• Consider each other's opinions and contributions
• Be 100 percent in — full commitment
• Make incremental progress — seek growth, not perfection
• Accept correction, be humble
• Work on yourselves to be the best wife and husband
• Support each other in your individual goals
• Keep each other as a priority even as you have friends
• Thank God together — a thankful couple is a powerful couple
• Don't compete with each other, accommodate each other
• Control your tempers — a lot of bad choices are made in moments of anger
• Don't copy other couples — create your own testimonies

Win together. Stay together

[ChibuikeBiafra💎 @Francis32102144]

@BlessingBeres @Abdikarindahirr No body is boycotting anything . Your somalians terrorist brothers where boasting that they will take over american and you espect USA govt to watch and keep quite without doing anything , who knows maybe that referee from somalia want to bomb the Americans

[GoodNews Hub @GoodNews_Hub]

God's plan for sex

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

I once had a sexual relationship with an auditor in my organization. The department I was heading used to send procurement and maintenance approvals to her, and the amounts involved were substantial.

Immediately we started sleeping with each other, she stopped vetting my requests and drilling me the way an auditor should. Every single request was met with, "Approved. Best regards."

Some days, she would be naked in my apartment while I fondled her boobs as she sat on the bed with her laptop processing my approvals. She would go, "Babe, I have treated your requests. I'll quickly follow up with the Finance Department to make payment. You don't have to stress, my love."

Now imagine if I had been padding the figures on those requests. I could have easily ripped the organization off simply because two employees decided to get into a sexual relationship.

Hope this answers your question.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The formula hasn’t changed. The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom. The absence of God is folly.

[Nedu_🔥 @Hhonor_]

Captured bandits in Kwara State have confessed on tape that government officials are the source of their weapons. Listen to what they said.

The people taxed with protecting us are allegedly enabling terrorists

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

Tupac once said :

"Doctors are drug dealers. Teachers are brainwashers. Policemen are gangsters "

[delonix regia @abasimaenyinn]

Nigeria makes my job as a novelist incredibly difficult because it is always seven steps ahead of my imagination and so immune to satire, irony, or farce by the sheer ridiculousness of its inventions.