Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻

Sacramento | Humorist. Writer. Director. Geek. | Performing Weds @SacComedySpot | Comedy Spot Short Film Challenge Award Winner 2021 (Creativity & Direction)

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

Here’s my film that I wrote and directed for the Sacramento Comedy Spot Short Film Challenge 2021 a while back. I think forgot to post it here too. It was challenging and super fun to do. Some awards were won. I’m proud of it and hope it makes you laugh.

https://t.co/leMvDhKI8D

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”
— Obi-Wan Kenobi

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

With Michael Keaton hosting SNL this weekend could we be getting a Beetlejuice vs David S. Pumpkin sketch?

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

“I love it when a concept of a plan comes together.”
— John "Hannibal" Smith

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

“You know, I’m somewhat of a concept of a plan myself.”

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

@CorkyKneivel “That’s not right!”

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

I gotta collect them all.

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

I love when Star Wars has a little guy

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

😀

[Lea Thompson @LeaKThompson]

Feeling it. #Kamalot

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

@CorkyKneivel 🎵 Heee goes out to the playHOOOUSE
Heeee sits down in the baaalCONyyy—with his spouse
Enjoyin’OurAmericanCous-IN
N-not aware of ‘da danger
Closin’ in

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

@CoyJandreau Highly recommend the movie’s hour documentary, Under Pressure: The Making of the Abyss, that was on the DVD extra.

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

@whoischelsea_ Do Grad
Open Inside

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

**enters model shop**

“Do you sell Ship of Theseus parts here?”

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

I guess they were right after all.

Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video) https://t.co/g7mwNFIOoQ via @YouTube

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

I’ve convinced myself that Resident Alien is a sci-fi Three’s Company with an alien Jack Tripper. 👩🏽👽👩🏻‍🦰

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

When “The More You Know” PSA learns something new does it see itself? 🌈🌟

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

@xtremeonlinegf Paradoxically he’s itching to wear his new sunglasses that make him look cool.

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

@xtremeonlinegf Write a full 25-page manifesto that Jerry Maguire wrote, titled: “The Things We Think and Do Not Say.”

[bort @millerIowlife]

nobody has to “hear me out” linda cardellini you fucking moron

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

@xtremeonlinegf Definitely something involving a surfboard.

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

@xtremeonlinegf That’s OK I thought it was a Suzanne Summers ThighMaster wrapped around her waist.

[Matthew Walker 🇺🇦🖖🏻 @datalorew]

@xtremeonlinegf **slaps hood**
Best I can do is Logan Marshall-Green or Jai Courtney.