Samuel Muiruri

wakanda forever the crown you offer a sign of respect to us and i mirror it back to you enforcing the forever. my titles light and shadow

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

i'm the only goat you know that walks on two feet.

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

has to sneak them to HQ hoping not to get caught and spilling the beans to him of the competitors existence.

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

movie idea someone makes a good ai model by sheer luck just trial and error two groups are after him now one wants them to make other ai for them the other wants to connect his brain to a comp to use them as a fast human analyzer of data.

one group catches him and now...

[Ebenezer Don 🐘 @ebenezerDN]

Your company replaced the junior dev with an AI tool. Saved $75K/year in salary.

The whole team celebrated. VP sent an email about "leveraging AI for operational efficiency."

Somebody made a Slack emoji about it.

Six months later. Your two senior devs now spend 4 hours a day reviewing, debugging, and rewriting the AI's output.

They're mass-approving PRs they barely read because there are too many to keep up with. Each makes $180K.

The documentation hasn't been updated since the junior left. Nobody noticed until a new contractor joined and couldn't set up the dev environment for 3 days.

Turns out the junior was the only person who kept that wiki alive.

Net savings on paper: $75K.

Actual cost when you add up the senior dev time, the onboarding delays, and the bugs that slipped through unreviewed PRs: about $40K more than before.

CFO still calls it "a successful AI transformation" in board meetings.

Nobody corrects him.

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

@Safaricom_Care i sambaza credo to someone they didn't get a text they had okoa jahazi can you help me prove i sent it

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

@elonmusk jojo

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

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[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

vatican 2 play boy drama diddy style i shared with my bro nganga makiwanga makiwaza

no more porn now says the lord so onlyfans founder goes incognito

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

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[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

@elonmusk

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

@ramizwebti

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

@ramizwebti

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

@ramizwebti https://t.co/ZcdLhEDRJZ

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Kenya ranks the highest on the World Bank’s Human Capital Index - World Bank Country Director Qimiao Fan

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

@ramizwebti the English movie doesn't exist but imagine an ai that makes good movies story, drawing, etc a whole box in one you can pick whatever as the start of inspiration let it go wild or write it your own that ai i say in the lord's name if you cough up a coin shall be your ai

[The Christian Nationalist Party @the_christnats]

He snatched a British child on her way to school and orally r*ped her.
Listen to her cries when the woman rescues her.
THIS IS HORRIFIC.

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

even the hood drunk kid knows of death note so the message L square shouldn't be too cryptic. blue in red that's part of their game.

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

@LayahHeilpern fake your not a dev one look at your profile tells you that

[Samuel Muiruri @datamatrixnull]

@ramizwebti quincy vs shinigami the story is known now i get to share my own you mix them see what you get