Ahmed

Welcome to Sarcasm Central. Can fix everything but a woman. 27 🇮🇳. L❤️

[Ahmed @DataNotWifi]

If anyone is hiring for a developer or knows of some roles. im in the market for a new role. Proficient in PHP, Python, JS, with the occasional C++ and Golang where needed aswell as quite a bit of experience with things like Terraform, Ansible, Linux, AWS, Docker, Kubernetes.

[Preston Muslim Burial Society @PMBSofficial]

Hajiyani Mehrunnisha Suleman Kazi of Beech Grove (off Garstang Rd) has passed away.

- mother of Anisa Bana
- sister of Hafiz Iqbal Kazi, Moulana Mohammed Farook Kazi, Hanif Kazi and Fatima Patel

May Allah bless her with jannatul firdous. Ameen
إِنا لِله وإِنا إِليه راجعون

[Ahmed @DataNotWifi]

If anyone is hiring for a developer or knows of some roles. im in the market for a new role. Proficient in PHP, Python, JS, with the occasional C++ and Golang where needed aswell as quite a bit of experience with things like Terraform, Ansible, Linux, AWS, Docker, Kubernetes.

[𝙱𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚢 @BobbyShakesX]

Block Hunters, Prepare ⛏️🟧

Parasite Pool
Monday May 25th 2026
4:20 PM EST

Home Miner Connection:
Stratum: https://t.co/4cC12yLj3m
Port: 42069
Alt: stratum+tcp://parasite.wtf:42069

High Difficulty Connection Info:
stratum+tcp://parasite.wtf:42068

[𝙱𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚢 @BobbyShakesX]

Oven is Pre Heated ahead of a big weekend leading into the Parasite Pool block party May 25th !

2 people just hit a 🥑 last block this morning ! (10T + Share)

Prepare for 🟧3️⃣⛏️

[Joel Martin @nkotbtc]

Hammer miner launch has been a success. But we want to hear from you!

What should our next release after the BC08 be? Drop a comment 👇

[Joel Martin @nkotbtc]

Hammer BC04 now on sale at https://t.co/5xuEqB3Wtn

[Micktheskinz @Mickskinz]

As a chocaholic nothing would bring me more pleasure than for Cadburys to collapse.
They betrayed everyone when they closed down their factory in Birmingham and sold to a filthy American conglomerate.
A glass an a half in every dairy milk ended up three glugs of palm oil and a cheap labour plant in Poland.
Boycott the cunts

[Ahmed @DataNotWifi]

@BigMoneyNick Glad you're safe man!

[Ahmed @DataNotWifi]

@MattSoloSatoshi @skot9000 What kind of retarded shitstain do you have to be to say something like that? Are you fucked in the head?

[Ahmed @DataNotWifi]

@altair_tech @skot Love your knockoffs bb ❤️

[Altair Technology® ⛏️ @altair_tech]

Have you seen Schrodinger's axe?

[Ahmed @DataNotWifi]

@PlebSource Easy. Just ignore the door 🤣

[Ahmed @DataNotWifi]

@CunningStunt118 Yup broadband and mobile here too

[CryptoCloaks™ 🤘 @CryptoCloaks]

One person said we should do a Gamma Giveaway.
Alright done, like and retweet this post and I'll pick a winner on Monday. If you don't follow us, your mistake. 😂

[Ahmed @DataNotWifi]

@PlebSource @CryptoCloaks Gimme a gamma

[Ahmed @DataNotWifi]

@PlebSource Done, done and done, now do i make a wish to find a BTC Block solo?

[Telestai @Telestai_io]

It's with pleasure that we announce the return of @craig_donnachie to the mining pool stocks. The @BlockMinerz_com pool is now live and able to be used.

Heaps of new features and more to come.

Check them out here: https://t.co/Kvy9BHJnrx

Remember - spread the hash to remain decentralised.

[Telestai @Telestai_io]

---| ANNOUNCEMENT |---

It's with great pleasure that we announce https://t.co/nwVebZgRwz to be live!

The Telestai dev team have worked hard to produce a new and secure alternative to the Core wallet.

Check it out now and jump into the Discord to learn more.

[Telestai @Telestai_io]

--| ROADMAP ANNOUNCEMENT |--

Join our Discord and read more about the direction we're taking for the project.

https://t.co/o391KCvbln