Alex Parsons

Data thot during the day, tech house producer at night

[Alex Parsons @datathot]

@alexandr_wang Alex hire the data thot for your company

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@JakeLang All these people have 1 iq point

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@SamAristarchus @kristophershinn Rest in peace to the legend

[Alex Parsons @datathot]

@TheRealWizar If they did this and made it less like a part time job heck yeah

[Big Brain AI @realBigBrainAI]

Perplexity CEO Aravind Srinivas on why the equation 1.01^365 = 37.78 is his team's core mantra:

[Alex Parsons @datathot]

@iDeviceHelpus Requirement to be an apple exec: jeans, tight t shirt, 50+, shredded, cool sunglasses, walking in a confused but confident fashion

[Alex Parsons @datathot]

@asha_shar Fuck you

[Alex Parsons @datathot]

For every 100 Americans you hire you should be allotted a grand total of 0 h1b visa applications

[Alex Parsons @datathot]

@AFpost 😂

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I love you @Snowflake

[Alex Parsons @datathot]

@soumya_prive Get back to work employim

[Alex Parsons @datathot]

@CassidyAdrianne @crawdadddiee I left Seattle 11 years ago so makes sense. I didn’t know they changed the name

[Alex Parsons @datathot]

@hourly_shitpost The type of bartender I imagine to hand out this kind of thing would have like a man bun, plugs, flannel shirt, frequently uses Reddit and has like a white towel on his shoulder as he’s busy making drinks

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@RealAlexJones Yes!

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@Karl_Downey @FIFAcom Class acts 🇲🇽

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@mitch_fretton What does your wife’s boyfriend think about this?

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@BosniaNTBall Sybau

[David Harvey @dave_xt]

Happy 250th, America

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