datboiidan

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@PropositoyVida Damn, I never thought of it like that

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@NBAWAYOFFS Get tf outta here, big crash out can’t do ish for us but getting fouled out. I don’t like it

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

Couldn’t have said it better myself

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@SpeakerJohnson Just because you’re spineless does not mean someone who stands for something unlike you is a bad guy. They’re honoring the 4th amendment, and you are lying straight through your teeth

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

🫵🏿 liar😂😂😂

[Jerome Trammel, MBA @MrJeromeTrammel]

Now this is my type of carrying on.. 😂

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@Acyn There we go lol, 🫵🏿 liar. I love it😂😂😂

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@allenanalysis This man sad as hell. God forbid ppl ask him to back up what he say, he crash out. Your words don’t mean jack without evidence potna. You’ve been saying the same goofy ish for years, now she’s just asking you to prove it. You right the US will never be great with dishonesty, you

[TSX @TradingStockX]

🚨 AMERICA’S MOST WANTED 🚨

Authorities are searching for CHARLESTON PORTER, AGE 57.

Last seen:
📍 At the family cookout explaining how he “almost made the league.”
📍 Borrowing $20 and somehow turning it into a 45-minute life story.
📍 Telling everyone he’s “laying low” while posting 37 Facebook statuses a day.

Known aliases:
🔹 Unc
🔹 Big Charles
🔹 Old Skool

Distinguishing features:
⚠️ Excessive confidence
⚠️ Unlimited opinions
⚠️ Will start a speech with “Back in my day…”
⚠️ Considered extremely dangerous around microphones and family functions

If spotted, do NOT approach.

Instead, offer a folding chair, a plate of BBQ, and let him tell his side of the story.

REWARD: One plate, two deviled eggs, and a cold lemonade.

#Druski #CharlestonPorter #AmericasMostWanted #Comedy

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

That nap time something serious, now you see what Joe Biden was going through 😂😂😂

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@JonnyRoot_ Adam Silver you ball headed, big ears having mf. Looking like gollum, you need to step down. You take no accountability for how bad you’ve blowing this🤦🏾‍♂️

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

14 for me

[Baby @Babywwir]

7 for me!! I feel confident nobody
Has all 20

How many for you?

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@yankeedraft @big_yemm Yooooooo kick him off the team, nowwwww

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@ESPNNBA @KendrickPerkins @PatMcAfeeShow Ain’t no integrity in the game no more, them shits are fixed

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@brutalfightz2 Unc wasn’t playing no games 😂😂

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@PardonMyTake Sheesh

[datboiidan @datboiidan]

@NBA you’re fixing games because you want to push narrative. Adam Silver does not deserve to be a commissioner of anything. He’s a sorry guy who allows this type of corruption and needs to resign. We need a real commissioner, not this sorry behind guy.