DatBoyKwame

| Twitchy hands | Dan Campbell understander | Michigan Man | formerly @kwamecampaigner | Former SEC personality | Proficient ball striker

[DatBoyKwame @datboykwam]

FROM WAY DOWNTOWN. Sometimes you need to call an audible when the coverage is wack.

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@festive2018 This isn’t him being rude. This is your issue. Not sitting at a gas pump way beyond your use is a common courtesy. Can easily fill up the vehicle, park it in the parking spot and go inside so other people can get gas. BONER

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Holy squid fit. Cant believe I was seen golfing with this. Shrink @pledgemicheal nice fit pal

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Having foreigners in Boston is fun can’t lie. Just been feeding wrong directions to places that don’t exist to people repping third world countries.

Don’t worry Scots, I got yall though

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Two days in a row on the golf course means two good days in a row. The worst day on the links beats the best day nearly anywhere else.

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@ChicagoMuniPro_ Wash his shoes? How about wearing office shoes not fucking tennis shoes. Loser

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@JRbreezey1 Not proud of it but once when the bartender overserved me I was dm ing one of these for like half an hour

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Gf left. Laying face down in her bed now with morning wood rubbing myself back and forth against mattress while watching strawberry milk mob tik toks

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Day couldn’t get much better. Work was actually fun. Went to get food from the hot bar at wegmans, credit card bonus cashback hit, I’m golfing in 85 degrees, and then going to meet my boys at the bar tn.

#swingdox #swingreveal

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Who wants to come hangout in my hotel room cuck chair

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I’d lowkey love to see wemby and spurs come back just to see how the city of ny reacts

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The gooses are bumping. Sent a chill down my spine.

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@orgpsychmemes @MillerIntheD @anthonypollifro @OakysW Yea and it is still the easiest sport to make the playoffs

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@AlbertNigs Yea tf u mean glow up😂 im 22. Im only gonna get fat and have looser skin from here.

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@AlbertNigs @newowarlord Niceee

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@beaubkboone Because im the one on the left, dumbass nigga😹

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I bet dude on the right TEARS that little homos ass to shreds😹🫪

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@generalsteez69 @omalleyskis This was more what I was thinking

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Got piss drunk with my buddy and we walked to the beach, saw the stars, and sent fake SOS signals. Gay, no?

You think it is? I don’t care. This is what life is about.

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@ChiTownChar93 Is that Lily Phillips bro😭😭 this shit actually gave me a good laugh, thank you.

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@generalsteez69 Sigh. At least Stevie is gonna leverage Larkin, a goalie prospect and kasper and a pick to get mcdavid in a blockbuster deal (I’m retarded)

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@EdwardJRburns I love doing this! Did the same tonight!