Brandon Porter

Snapchat:Thatbrandonp SoundCloud: Dudeman Productions. If you don't like me now you're gonna hate me when I make it

[Jake 🦈 @jccumber]

If I can survive swimming in the currituck sound I can survive the corona virus

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Meek mill's pendent on his cuban link is stupid icy

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Fuck me @tonyromo called the fucking play again

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when did Gurley put one weight and switch to number 35

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no disrespect to pat Chung on that one, he just got hit by the fucking equivalency of a Honda Accord

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man @tonyromo is so fucking smug about being right im slowly becoming a fan

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Was Stephen Gostkowski huffing a smelling salt before that last kickoff??

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@reiter_ashton My backup pick is @Edelman11 that's for if Brady blows out both his geriatric knees and he steps up and plays QB the second half

[30 for 30 @30for30]

What if I told you, Deion Sanders could be in two places at once?

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@reiter_ashton ill copyright it after im done with my final voodoo touches

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$100 says says Todd Gurley wins #SuperBowlLIII #MVP

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@reiter_ashton My backup pick is @Edelman11 that's for if Brady blows out both his geriatric knees and he steps up and plays QB the second half

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@reiter_ashton Who's your pick?

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Lil Peep & ILoveMakonnen feat. Fall Out Boy – I’ve Been Waiting https://t.co/GgzMrgttq2
I miss Gus:(

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well I was a @comethazine117 fan till I found out he thinks Demar DeRozen is better than Kobe

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Why does YNW Melly sound like ice jj fish on Mixed Personalities