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cashapp $Barriola10

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The guy who first found out that babies instinctively hold their breath underwater must have had some serious questions to answer to.

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@JJKcontents

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https://t.co/kNepUYoIwy

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We met at work.
Didn’t start dating until she quit.
HR can relax.

3 years later we’re married and heading to Disney World for our honeymoon!!

Want to sponsor a churro, Lightning Lane, or Mickey pretzel?
We’ll toast you in front of the castle.

Link below ✨

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2004 middle school me learning about Rome: But how could such a developed and rich society collapse so suddenly?

2025 me: Oh...

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(Wearing my jedi robe)
Guy: Who are you supposed to be?
Me: Maybe this will help. *does the hand movement for the force*
Guy: Magneto?
#xmen #StarWars #Halloween

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I don't know how to use the word "hypothetical" in a sentence, but imagine if I could..

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Instead of trying to invent a time machine, we should create a time that entices future time machine inventors to come back here and visit

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"Punching bags are also hugging bags if you just calm down a little."

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Bartender: The usual my man?
Me: yes sir
bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]

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[Me at 30 slipping the DJ a $20] My good sir, would you turn it down a skooch

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According to Newtons 3rd law, when you slap that ass, it slaps you back.
#facts

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Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy .

[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye] " You're a good man"

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This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages * uh oh. oh no. no, no, no. uh oh

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I'm trying not to say " You guys" anymore. It's not inclusive. You're suppose to say "you all" now. It's a weird point in history where we have to say "y'all" to sound more progressive.

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@CryptoLyraa 2300 seattle:[

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@Damondyor Help pay off some loads haha

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@AnnasGiveaway $2300 Seattle doesn't play haha

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@KickWallz 2 hr