Helmet Wilson 🤠

wanderin and ponderin

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

In the words of the great Josyphilis, “Fight, flight, or be polite”.

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

@kellyclarkson should tune in on this whole rap beef and just cover someone’s whole album

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

@PopCulture2000s She look like “Dorothy” from Twister 😭😭

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

One of my most random memories is when my grade four music teacher, who was also a wheelchair user, said she often got mistaken for Celine Dion and a kid raised his hand and said “but she can walk” 💀😭

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again.. imagine if we put all this energy and resource into building up our indigenous communities and searching for the 5000+ missing and murdered women and children #OceanGate #MMIW

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

That awkward heavy breathing while you both adjust your pillows and blankets to get comfy in bed hahahah

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

Dear @SpotifyCanada why can I have 73 playlists but can only pin 4 of them? Give me 10 pins please.

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

It’s not gonna be Good Friday tomorrow it’s gonna be great Friday because I say so.

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

You ever look at someone and think “this guy SHITS”

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

@SpotifyCanada good evening, please start telling me I’ve got duplicates and also give me the option to sort alphabetically 🥰🥰

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

@SOTSPodcast It was fear of squirt that made me odd.

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

@joeymoose I publicly endorse my life, so probably yeah.

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

@MrJamesMay Buddy mustard goes off the second it leaves the factory. Stuff is messed UP.

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

Sometimes I think about taking the fast way down a mountain

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

Watching videos of people opening gifts gives me the ick

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

@tcemily_ Lmfao. You aren’t wrong 😂😂 This photo I had actually just woken him up suddenly so the cells weren’t even connected to the brain yet

[Helmet Wilson 🤠 @datchoclatmilk]

@Beatric09031700 @aliyahInterlude Yeah he ponders things often 😂