DJ Malik

I DJ and do other stuff. Opinions are my own. DM for booking/graphics 🤘🏾

[DJ Malik @datdjmalik]

@fauxfresh It’s an AI post but also that’s at least a cutie

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

[DJ Malik @datdjmalik]

@Gymvibe_ I hate how she says words

[“i dont smell what the uce is cooking” 🇭🇹 🌙🌴 @suckafreetee3x]

TATTED UP!!!!
TATTED UPPPPPPP!!!!
TATTED UPPPPP!!!!!!

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Shredder was Harry Belafonte???

[DJ Malik @datdjmalik]

Been at @GradyHealth for 13 hours just trying to get clear of concussion protocols. Spent 98% of that time waiting and being told I’m next.

13 hours later and I’m still “next” 🙄

This is ridiculous @GradyHealth . Yall should be better than this when dealing with head trauma

[DJ Malik @datdjmalik]

Been in @GradyHealth ER over 8 hours. Was in a car accident and have head trauma. Have dried blood all down my neck, back, and shirt. I’m under concussion protocols so I’m not supposed to go to sleep. Been to sleep no less than 7 times.

If I die in this waiting room #blamegrady

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Someone definitely snitched ain’t no way police randomly catching pigeons

[DJ Malik @datdjmalik]

This doesn’t make sense. She already lost and she can’t stop the war.

This is clearly a paid publicity stunt. Unfortunately in today’s climate, it’s hard to tell who hired them

[Brendan Gutenschwager @BGOnTheScene]

“Killer Kamala is her name, losing campaigns is her game!” chants from protesters across the street from The Fillmore Detroit, where Kamala Harris has a book tour stop today

[DJ Malik @datdjmalik]

“After being resurrected by the T-virus, this gangster quartet reunites in Raccoon City for one last heist: taking down the Umbrella Corporation.”

[Dr Boyce Watkins - Wealth is Power @drboycewatkins1]

I would watch this

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

the letter g does not need to be doing all that

[DirtyDomDom @DirtyDomDom]

#WWE2K26 is so real Hulk Hogan has different animations depending on the Referee ☠️

[DJ Malik @datdjmalik]

@WeaponsVault

[DJ Malik @datdjmalik]

I almost spit my drink out on my DJ equipment

[SuperSisi @SuperSisi]

Happy Valentines Day! ♥️

[Riċ @ricblurs]

what if 8 is just 0 wearing a belt

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’m both dumber and smarter than you think. don’t estimate me

[DJ Malik @datdjmalik]

WE’RE SPENDING VALENTINE’S DAY IN LUXURY‼️

We got the plan, the food, and I got u on all the vibes.

Pull up on me today at @rosechampagnebar for some grown fun!

And it’s VDay so you know how I’m coming! Warm up those vocal cords NOW 😩 lol

🥂 Compli… https://t.co/z7oxxVByvl

[DJ Malik @datdjmalik]

I see someone was too scared to actually post a Twitter poll 🤣🤣🤣

[GoldenAge @GoldenAgeUnfold]

What are the chances you'd vote for JD Vance for President in 2028 and make this Godly family The First Family?

A. 100%
B. 50%
C. 25%
D. 0%