Ashley P.

Emotional Support Cow

[Ashley P. @date_card]

Jordan: should I wreck the piñata?

Clay: no, please don’t wreck the piñata.

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Jordan:

#BachelorInParadise

[Ashley P. @date_card]

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

@harrison4bach That is the exact facial expression I would expect someone who holds in all their farts to have.

[Ashley P. @date_card]

Why do I have a bad feeling that Peter’s mom is referring to Hannah B.?

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

Kelsey: I take my character very seriously.

Also Kelsey:

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

Hannah Ann should celebrate her modeling win with a bottle of someone else’s champagne.

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

Tonight is sponsored by this photo of Natasha not having any of it

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

When you brought your champagne from Des Moines but the flight had turbulence

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

Wow Hannah Ann looks so pretty in her Revolve modeling photo

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

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When Hannah Ann assaults Victoria with her dress on the runway #TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

Girls I want to see in Paradise:

10. You
9. Can’t
8. Rank
7. Them
6. All
5. Because
4. They
3. Are
2. All
1. Ashley P.

#TheBachelor

[Ashley P. @date_card]

I BROUGHT THIS BOTTLE FROM DES MOINES #TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

When Kelsey heard the champagne pop #TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

When the girl you thought was Mykenna starts talking about Mykenna #TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

You know who wouldn’t have canceled a date over an ex? #TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

Hannah walking back into #TheBachelor like

[Ashley P. @date_card]

Mooooove over, ladies. Peter just told me I’m pretty.

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

It wouldn’t be Bachelor Monday without a million little commercials about A Million Little Things

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

The devil works hard, but the bachelor producers work harder.

#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[Ashley P. @date_card]

@harrison4bach YOU WANTED ME TO GO HOME?!

[Ashley P. @date_card]

Pretty sure Victoria still looked better after spinning upside down and vomiting than I look most days...

#TheBachelor  #BachelorNation