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Dating is cool if you like dick pics at noon.

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1st date
Let's go to ur house for tea
Let's go to one of these 8 coffee shops
Why not invite me over, u don't trust me?
Well not now. Bye.

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"I'm emotionally unavailable." Well I just saw you laugh so I beg to differ. #dating #tinder

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"You can afford the bill..."
Well now that you mention it, I can...but I won't.
Thanks bye.
#dating #toronto

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Nothing, and I mean NOTHING is sexier than a guy asking you to be his mistress. #truelove #dating #toronto

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Second date:
"Let's buy a house together"
"Umm... I'm busy... Forever."
#dating #toronto #notlove

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It's a Match!
"I'm not interested"
"Do you not have control over your thumb?"
And unmatched.
#dating #Toronto #tinder

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"I'm looking for an intimate interaction" sooo you wanna bang? Don't try and sound fancy. #datingto #toronto #dating

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It would be easier to date a grapefruit in #Toronto than a real human. #datingto #fruitlove