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I'm a therapist and I blog about sexual and mental health, via my lovelife.

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@anon_opin A relative bought helium balloons for my daughter's 3rd birthday but filled them with normal air and they literally lasted 6 months

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@anon_opin Completely agree. There are lots of companies where the highest paid gets 1000s times more pay than the lowest paid. You can argue being a CEO is a harder job than some minimum wage role but there's no way it's say 6000x harder. Inequality hurts society

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@fesshole Thought this was about photography until I read the comments

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@anon_opin Some way of having one cup a slightly different size to the other

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@afraidofwasps 20 years on, me and my neighbour from uni halls of residence still shout line this at each other whenever it comes on (or at least we did last time we went properly out before we had small children)

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@Oxford_Life @anon_opin You obviously don't live in a hard water area.

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@anon_opin It's true but people are only sad about their birthdays because they are worried about getting closer to dying

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@anon_opin Because there are medical reasons some wouldn't be able to donate which are really personal

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@anon_opin Horrible violent song

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@anon_opin It really pisses me off some of the most vital roles in a community are done by volunteers and yet the people who get paid the most benefit society in no way whatsoever

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@TEKNOPUG @anon_opin No. I got 8 weeks full pay and 18 weeks half pay in the NHS

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On Question Time tonight, Zack Polanski was introduced as someone who "wants to tax the rich and legalise hard drugs." Zia Yusuf was introduced as: "a self-made millionaire who swapped business for politics."

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It seems like behind every bad government decision there lurks a Cummings or McSweeney. None of us voted for these advisors and strategists, yet they are given so much control over the country. Get fucking rid.

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@TwiningsUK do you have any plans to bring back 'Dark Caramel' tea bags? So delicious! I miss them

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@simplicitethrds @BethanMcConnell That is so cool

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@anon_opin I have always said this!

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@anon_opin Does that mean more external walls in the bedrooms and living rooms though? The down side is that might be colder

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@anon_opin You can't Chromecast though, essential in our house

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@anon_opin Actually a big part of our brains is fat already - myelin cells are fat that supports neurons and carries messages across neurons more quickly

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@fesshole I thought this too!