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Improv and Standup Comedian 🤡. Dating Tweeter 🥀. Taco Lover 🌮. Whiskey Drinker 🥃. Dog Mom 🐶. Adventure Seeker 🤺. He/Him

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Brace yourselves, tweetstorm is coming. I've briefly told this story before, but never in its entire glory...
One of the first online dates I went on-- I planned it way too much, picked her up, took her to dinner, fireworks (it was July), etc. No drinking-- this is important.

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.@hotelsdotcom TERRIBLE customer service. Refused lodging at hotel I booked, requested refund, hotel said they held rm for me & I never showed up, I provide GPS evidence that I was there exactly when I said I was and still refused. Not even onekeycash? Will dispute with my bank.

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@EdHopkins643765 @pweiser So your position is that killing him was justified because he's queer. Got it. At least you're not pretending it's anything other than that anymore.

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@LEGOFN_Status @derpy_elite It's been 6 months and I just encountered this bug. Any news?

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@RobedLogic @ImChelseaGreen @ValVenisEnt Maybe you should actually get to know a trans person and try asking them this question

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@ElijahH94441486 @ImChelseaGreen @ValVenisEnt Have their sexuality turned into their identity or a political position

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@BANDWBMX @Dreadful4Tymes @BachirSoHumble Click "show more" and show us what it says.

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@DMcIntyreWWE Looks like they need to be reminded to Be a STAR

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@DeportesConCris Ooh do I wanna check your post history from a year ago re: Sami?

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@WhyTouche @AIRGold_ Calling it the Fed is so fucking cringe like were you even alive when it was still WWF?

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@hottakesrus @davemeltzerWON For the dozens that watched

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@SummitCommish @CodyRhodes This aged well

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@WWEUK @WWERomanReigns @HeymanHustle first he ruined Moana now little #CowboyDwayne @TheRock is ruining Woody from Toy Story with that dumb jacket

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@WrestleChaps @ShopAEW @SamoaJoe fans and media outlets have been calling Roman Reigns the final boss since 2022, Uce

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@ElloMrBungle @Cory_Hays407 @DMcIntyreWWE was better when it was an actual sit down restaurant (Mindy's hot chocolate)

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@Cory_Hays407 @DMcIntyreWWE nobody in that neighborhood watches wrestling, Punk literally lives there and nobody knows/cares

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@DMcIntyreWWE "still in Chicago" lol bruh you're in Wicker Park and it's daylight, which blue haired white girl are you afraid of?

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@LLeeClassicAVP @bfg728 @TheRock @CodyRhodes Sportskeeda had an article a year ago calling Roman the final boss, earliest widespread print reference to it I can find

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@bfg728 @TheRock @CodyRhodes the final boss is the one you beat at the end to finish the story... Dwayne ain't even the protagonist in his own mind 😂

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@WrestleOps the company with few female stars and little international appeal is the only place where i can be a big fish in a small p-- i mean, the only place where the women's revolution can be truly global somehow

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@b87797 @SittingNGorilla they determine the viability of the business though. you might think your restaurant makes the best food in the world but if you have no customers who cares