Dat Ex Barista

I'm the guy who rants, tells stories, and talks a lot of shit about Starbucks. you all could share your #baristaproblems with me and I'll retweet them

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

What's this shit I hear about Howard schultz stepping down as CEO #starbucks

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

Me: It's my fault I should offer them a free drink for next time

Also me: give the bitch a cup full of decaf and spit

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

Me at 18: I'm gonna go to college for 4 years, get my dream job, and be successful
Me at 23: sir if you wanted it iced you have to say iced

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

I'm back 😊 https://t.co/N1shAPTDBG

[Suzy Doe @sbux_is_evil_]

Where did you go? We miss you. At least, I do. #baristaproblems #starbuckslife https://t.co/q6cl7LsPP0

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

Damn I haven't tweeted in forever lol

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

Lady: "I didn't ask for whip"
Me: "well my mom ain't ask for me either but I turned pretty awesome, just drink the fucking thing"

[rigatoni jones @versace_summer]

starbucks reserve store feels @Barista_Life_ @datexbarista

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

"thank you" could mean many things: you're hot come back
go to hell
I fucked up your drink
Please die

But it never means thank you

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

Happy cinco de mayo!!, now get out of Starbucks and get into y'alls local bar cause we got some drinking to do

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

So I tried the smores frappuccino and I think I'm now at high risk for having diabetes.......that's not cool Starbucks

[Salicylic Acid @BettaCallSali]

@LoverlyLesly please start following @datexbarista NOW!!! #StarbucksFoLife

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

I want Pacquiao to win so bad but I have a feeling he's going to get his shit rocked

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

Seriously instead of paying an extra person to work for 3 hours a day for 10 days just get an extra blender for cheaper #Starbucks

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

Having an extra person doesn't make frappuccino happy hour any easier an extra blender makes it easier, when will Starbucks learn

[Angry Black Barista @AgryBlakBarista]

@JewelsVrabel @datexbarista Rub it in why don'tcha! I'm still in this bit'...

[Dat Ex Barista @datexbarista]

Me: ok bout to do this cleaning task
*customer comes in*
Me: ok bout to do this cleaning task
*customer comes in*
Me: nevermind fuck it