datgirl

Fashion, food, trashy mag culture & coffee; I'm shallow like that. New Years Resolution is to cut back on swear words. Tweets are my own randomness & puppies

[datgirl @datgirl71]

Hey USA, have you thought of sending in @KendellJenner to fix everything with a @pepsi ?

[datgirl @datgirl71]

@AlanKohler is THE reason we tune into @abcnews every night, and no where else. We have never enjoyed random economic facts & nerdy share market news so much. Love your work!

[datgirl @datgirl71]

Savage!!!!

[datgirl @datgirl71]

“Red velvet” cookies, cake, anything is BULLSHIT, I tell you. ITS NOT A FLAVOUR. “Red” may be my favourite flavour of snake, and donut filling, but “velvet” IS NOT A FLAVOUR. Stop it , stop it NOW!

[datgirl @datgirl71]

#unpopularopinion I miss the old @masterchefau judges.
Like, REALLY miss them. These ones just seem like they are on the same level as the contestants, if you know what I mean #MasterChefAU

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I was bored.

[datgirl @datgirl71]

Just saw @jennyweather start the @abcnews weather a little early tonight; and exit stage left in the most hilarious fashion !! We were rolling on the floor laughing ; that hand gesture, side shuffle & expression on her face was PRICELESS!! We love you Jenny!!

[datgirl @datgirl71]

I dropped my blue highlighter pen on my desk; and this little blue alien girl appeared. She is all head and legs.

[datgirl @datgirl71]

Sibling relationships are weird ... like, I’d give my sister a kidney but I would never, ever let her hair get over my side of the car without some sort of physical retribution

[datgirl @datgirl71]

Linen is THE most over rated fabric. It’s itchy, stiff as a board and creases when you so much as look at it. Why is it so expensive !! #complain #complainthotline #linen #why #overrated

[datgirl @datgirl71]

Here it is folks. The most #WTF product I’ve ever seen online and so #2019in4words ... #ASOS are selling ...disco chainmail face masks. Yerrrp.

[datgirl @datgirl71]

#Brisbane city is bonkers busy due to #BlackFriday, AND the kids have finished school . Little annoying gen me's squealing *everywhere-*.
Do not, I repeat, NOT go to the city if patience is a challenge for you

[datgirl @datgirl71]

A Matter of Life and Death (film) - Wikipedia - just watched this and it was fantastic and beautiful ! #highlyrecommended https://t.co/fdL9hVc0rW

[datgirl @datgirl71]

@AskeBay So it turns out the answer to my problem as to why my app wasn’t working; was to update my iPhone software. Thanks for nothing . Literally!

[datgirl @datgirl71]

Has anyone yet pointed out that Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You” is the very same melody as “No Scrubs” by TLC? Check it out, I swear it’s true #Samsung #edsheeran #scrubs

[datgirl @datgirl71]

OH MY HEART

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nami. Her tug-of-war strategy consists solely of distracting you with her four baby teeth. 12/10 it’s definitely working

[datgirl @datgirl71]

People who whistle in public places.
Number 3 on my list of things that grinds my gears ... #grindsmygears #stopwhistling #PLEASE #grumpy

[datgirl @datgirl71]

I just.... ca....nt ..... I jus ... can’t .... han...dle ..... thissssssss💗💥💗

Baby elephants don’t know how to use their trunks! My heart 💓 caaaant deal with this information ......!!!!
https://t.co/33AmmwhGwz

[datgirl @datgirl71]

Red grapes taste like how green grapes used to taste when I was a kid. When did green grapes get so rubbery? #grapes #whytho #oldendays #gettingolder

[datgirl @datgirl71]

#BachelorAu I had to give Husband quick synopsis. It involved air scales with the alpha mean girl with boobs on one side, and pretty nerdy nice girl on the other. Plus a lot of triumphant air punching.