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[derealfella💫 @sabirim_]

Imagine being so unbothered that someone builds a whole family home in your ear. 😂

Nature is absurdly creative

[Insti-Ghator @AnotherAnowa]

The ROI on fooling in this country is just too high

[K.O.B ™ @omoteejojo]

Our politicians no get personality outside embezzling national funds.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This is what Nigeria’s youth are being denied by their own government.

[Ty_Chijioke 🍀 @Ty_chijioke]

Game of Thrones gets better with every rewatch; it never gets old. There'll never be a show like it again.

[PD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇫🇷 @1_2spaces]

Arsenal valuation gimmick in an inflated market

[Dennoh @CFC_dennoh]

Morgan Rogers signing
Maxence Lacroix signing
Garnacho gone
Anthony taylor retirement

Chelsea fans:👀

[SIR CHUCHO 🎖️ @SirChucho]

Everybody go submit their number 17 at the end of the season

[Premier League @premierleague]

Rogers 🤝 Palmer

Cold x2 🥶

[The Galacticos @RmadridElRey]

Madridxtra and Madridzone will never post this. But let a mosquito fly past Suspicious Jr’s bedroom or Jude’s living room and they’d be the first to post.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Many Nigerians still believe that the problems they are experiencing are spiritual in nature. They don’t know the government is responsible for 100% of the hardship they are facing.

[Eziokwu @Iameziokwu]

You people will do fraud = you'll make content

You'll bypass security and restriction features on Outlier = make content

Exploit food bank access in Canada = make content

Shady immigration options and deals = make content

Cheat Temu by canceling certain orders = make content

Watch a driver sleep at the steering wheel = make content

See accident victims on the road = make content

The stupid thing is that your content creation efforts have real-life impacts on people. For instance, if police starts searching food now, we will blame them. And if they open the food a delivery rider is supposed to deliver - we will drag the rider, give him low ratings, etc.

There are some things that should never make it to the internet - this is one of those.

On the issue of fraud, Nigerians no do scam reach Asians. In fact, the whole Nigerian fraud industry still dey learn from where Southeast Asian scammers dey.

But guess who are the loudest? The content creators.

We always see ourselves to be wiser, so we tend to want to show the world. But constantly trying to show people you're wise is itself foolishness.

[Dr Sneaker Nyame @_sneakernyame]

Pre marital sex is a sin but the child that comes out is a blessing.

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

" just be playing with that phone, I'll soon be going o"

[Tunde Young @realtundeyoung]

Thomas Muller and Diego Forlan both scored a goal each in the third place game of the 2010 World Cup between Germany and Uruguay.
They both ended the tournament with 5 goals each.
Muller’s goal clinched him the Golden Boot while Forlan’s was enough for the Golden Ball.
This has never been a problem. These things somehow only come up when Messi is involved!

[ap @otheranthonyOA]

Zero point zero-zero minutes played @ the World Cup and nearly hung himself with the winners medal?

[GalsenParis @GalsenParis95]

Mbappé à 18 ans avait été décisif pour la France mais n'était pas favori car jugé trop jeune. Yamal, qui a été moins important que les remplaçants de sa sélection, est favori car il a 18 ans. La mort du football est en train de se passer sous nos yeux.

[🤫🗿¹⁸ @OlisialaEra]

Did it twice with 6 starters btw

[FIFA Club Football @FIFACF]

Marc Cucurella 🏆

#FIFAWorldCup x #FIFACWC

[Immanuel @Stilldadaboi]

Martinez will be out for like 4 months

Man u fans pls here me out

Agility and stamina ✅
Defending ✅
Aerial ability ✅
1v1 defending ✅
Ground duels ✅
Experience and leadership capabilities ✅
Line breaking passes ✅
Backline coordinator ✅

Just going for 35m 🤭🤭