Alyssa Smith

Chronically hungry, just trying to be a 5'3 Victoria's Secret model

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

One of my little cousins laid down on a bench and out of nowhere says "I'm tired". Same lil man, same

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

@AOC I'm going through customs at an international airport and all u can think about is whether any of the agents know anything about that awful Facebook group

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

My feet are ashy as hell and there ain't shit I can do about it

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

SAY THE SHIT LOUDER

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

Y'all. This is new to me and smells amazing

[Frisko @__frisko]

I’m not even gonna lie this made my day 😂😂😂
https://t.co/Z9pr453nBy

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

Y'all I almost got deported or some shit. Dude at passport control was like "you got here in March but you're only allowed 3 month" like uuuuhhhhhh 👀👀👀👀👀

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

These hoes are ridiculous. Trying to cut in line, riding your ass while you're literally walking, running up escalators, nobody knows what's going on bitch chill out #airports

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

Airports are trash. Everything is dry as hell and my cuticles are having a mely

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

How was I not already following @AOC ???? Ma gives me #hope

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

I'm tired and hoes keep coughing and I didn't get a window seat #salty

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

Oof #rekt

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Imagining Buttigieg as the nominee, standing on the debate stage next to Donald Trump.

To be honest... Trump would destroy him. #DemDebate

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

At the airport trying to get home. Everyone and their mom is trying to get somewhere right goddamn neow. Like why? Lines are long as hell and move slow. Y'all will be aight

[March for Our Lives California @MFOL_California]

people: vape

politicians: omg ban them

people: die in countless numbers every year as a result of gun violence, mass shooting or otherwise

politicians:

[V𝚊̶𝚑̶𝚊̶𝚔̶ 𝙋𝘢𝘶𝘭 J𝗮𝗻🇦🇲🇧🇷🇱🇧𝕚𝕒𝕟 @vpjanbazian]

@trustnorobot @canity1974 @Feuillantssuck @greatironchris @TulsiGabbard Clearer version.

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

When I have several rapid fire thoughts, I turn to Twitter. Buckle up fuckers

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

If ya catch me off guard, I'm gonna answer ya question honestly. It's my toxic trait #awfuck #boutaplaymyself

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

Spanish McDonald's is open at 0430 #blessed #duty #spain #navy

[Alyssa Smith @dathalfricangrl]

I wonder how Obama feels about President Cheeto's cronies killing the ACA.... #fuck #guessilldie