daniel.

95% dad joke 5% fart

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Kanye really had us yelling “WE WANT PRENUP” in ‘05 and we had no idea wtf that was.

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Just saw 4 guys in a “Two Men and a Truck” truck. The nerve.

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Sorry for ghosting at the function bro. I was in the basement bathroom with bubble guts.

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Will we ever get past white people dancing on the internet?

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Blowing fat clouds off the rig on the zero turn >>>>

[daniel. @dathubakid]

When you finally give into the itch and start slapping your tattoo.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

you could never throw a dildo onto a soccer field as a joke. the players would flop it right into their ass

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Me to the uncrustable I forgot I had thawing out.

[mia 🐇🇵🇸 @primatemia]

stole this from oomf

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Oilers didn’t want a win tonight holy shit.

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Seeing Steve Caballero ride a half pipe at Warped Tour in 2025 is wild to see.

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Came & Went at the Kum & Go 💩

[Knocked Loose @knockedloose]

Rockville 2025 Wall of Death the long way

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Why is every Chevy S10 frankensteined together by like 12 other Chevy S10s?

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Sorry I was late babe, I was busy watching landscaping reels on Instagram.

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Dios Mio.

[Dr. Crud (smells great) @RaptorBreath]

chicago style hotdog: pope edition

[daniel. @dathubakid]

Cleaning my house only to find my son following me around undoing all my work is something I will never recover from.

[daniel. @dathubakid]

I feel like a grandma calling everyone by the wrong name. Constantly calling Ferris my dogs names and vice versa.

[daniel. @dathubakid]

A lady at the zoo described Ferris as scrumptious. Gotta look over my shoulder the rest of the trip here.

[daniel. @dathubakid]

There needs to be a phrase for when you accidentally swipe on your phone when you see a funny IG reel and you end up refreshing and it’s gone forever. So far all I’ve come up with is “aw fuck”