Paul Sheldon

Writer of the Misery novel series. Read them they are very good. Hey baby you gonna eat yo' cornbread?

[Paul Sheldon @datimekeepa]

The answer to everything that used to be good

[Eric Wahl @ziplamak]

✨Private equity✨

[HBCU Premier Sports More @HBCUSports1]

Mississippi Valley State female kicker Nina Schiks successfully converted all three of her PAT attempts to secure a 28-27 victory over Prairie View A&M
📷 mvsu v club

[Artist Formerly Known As @ESPNFrankie]

That little 3 musketeer sword 🗡️ move gets me every time

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

After reports that a lab technician’s death was possibly linked to pneumonic plague in Russia, U.S. officials said they are closely watching the situation.

Here’s what to know about the infection: https://t.co/ViemhjxEfA

[FOX 5 Atlanta @FOX5Atlanta]

Chick-fil-A is turning down artificial intelligence in its drive-thru lanes, choosing human employee interaction over automated order takers as competitors embrace voice technology. https://t.co/Rd3ouIAWlj

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

Ovi's Last Dance 🥹 #ALLCAPS

[LIGHT ON COLLEGE SPORTS @LightOnSports]

Morgan State QB Cameron Edge WENT OFF against Villanova 🔥

- 31/40 C/ATT
- 444 PASSING YARDS
- 5 TOTAL TOUCHDOWNS

@MSUBearsFB @cameron_edge2

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Teachers can’t even give kids Tylenol without their parents’ permission. If you believe this you’re a fucking idiot.

[Prello @DPrello]

A bank just informed me that they couldn’t continue my application because they couldn’t confirm my address. They told me this via a mailed letter. They sent. To my address.

[James Quackenbush @JamesATL92]

@pubity Me the next time I see the TSA agent who yelled at me for no reason

[Ricky Chu @RikDaddy]

@pubity everything circles back to Seinfeld

[Paul Sheldon @datimekeepa]

The Seinfeld episode covers this!!!

[Altyn @G3Altyn]

Why is American culture so resistant to the idea of letting its workers sit?

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

Chicago Sky fans have gone through a lot but an Angel Reese DPOY video narrated by Teresa Weatherspoon the year after you trade Angel is a tough pill

[chooch skookum @ChoochSkookum]

Remember that Sriracha shortage during covid? Apparently the company screwed their only pepper grower of 28 years. After they recorded how he grew the peppers with a drone and handed it off to other growers they terminated their deal and sued him for $1.4 million.

He counter sued and got $23 million. And sriracha has never been the same since. The new guys cant grow the peppers to the same size and ripeness like the old farmer.

[💎🥭Whole Blinkin Market🥭💎 @HighHeelEsquire]

Nah, it’s needed. It’s a safety hazard the way people will clear just enough to see out the windshield and leave the mound on top to slide back

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Bomani Jones EXPLAINS why he thinks Babyface is a vastly overrated songwriter.

[Atlanta Dream @AtlantaDream]

While they were talking, she was working. Now, she sits at the top as your 2026 WNBA DPOY 🙌

And this is only the beginning.

[Reebok @Reebok]

No debate. Just DPOY.

Angel Reese, your 2026 WNBA Defensive Player of the Year.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Jamie Foxx tells Travis and Jason Kelce the HILARIOUS story of how he realized he became a “TRIPLE OG” after embarrassing himself at a Miami F1 party with celebrities like the Kardashians and Timothée Chalamet 😭💀

He got so DIZZY he fell onto a random white girl, only for Jordan Clarkson to pick him up BY HIS ASS and call him “TRIPLE OG” 😭😭