My Ridiculous life

🔞Single UK 30 something Mother, Friend, Queen and Serial Dater laughing through life

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The boy was outraged watching Breaking the Magicians code 🤣👍🏻🙌🏻❤️ https://t.co/SM8a2zkj5d

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When you wake up looking like you slept in a whores handbag and your bed looks like you’ve rolled over in your sleep and crushed a village of fairies you have to question the decision to… https://t.co/lKQjkE9Fgd

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When he makes you Facebook official 🤣 personally not a fan of declaring statuses of any sort.. especially relationship ones. Hell I don’t even declare I’m on a diet for fear of the shame… https://t.co/KOSMokhWWy

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So this happened 🙈raising lil Ludacris 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/o0Hw3MRZjD

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When you get the “there’s been an outbreak of head lice at school” letter 🙈🤣 I can’t stop fucking scratching and checking! https://t.co/r9D6DOmS1z

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One of those Monday mornings where we both couldn’t be arsed getting up and ready for school and I was feeling super dreary making my brew when the boy piped up with this little nugget and… https://t.co/Ogxo8PJolW

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When he leaves you in bed at his house to go to work and you maybe make it Kim clean 🙈🤣🤣 🔪 https://t.co/HuNYKO0KxT

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Sooooo I met a guy!😱😱😱 well about 2 months ago actually and he is lovely thus far...the cynical bitch in me is really struggling with the new sitch!!🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/y5MKPbPbn9

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#howtobesuccesfulwithouthurtingmensfeelings howling reading this book and then nearly crying at how accurate it is 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️😫 https://t.co/P7B85BzSno

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Like seriously... they would fit in a treat with our lot!! 😍🤣 https://t.co/bo5MsQP4Xk

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Struggling to take the Mother seriously right now 🤣🤣🤣 what’s that you say Kev?!? https://t.co/bnSL0m2VZw

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Merry Christmas you filthy animals! I hope you all have a Wonderful Christmas and if not a whole New Year is just around the corner 😘 once again the baby Daddy totally nailed my present 🤣… https://t.co/94VopdkdKE

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Bastard Winter https://t.co/mtbpUHglLs

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When the wall you randomly stripped on a whim months ago is clearly not going to get wallpapered before Christmas .. its time to improvise! 🤣🤣🎄🤷🏻‍♀️I am now passing this off as me being a… https://t.co/ymPaaHhvu1

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Is it just me?? Oooh we can’t put it in that corner until I do the skirting boards and hoover the edges!🤣🤣🙈 https://t.co/agjI17UH4b

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Nailed it 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 new tropic bubble bath off a dear friend for my Birthday and the present I treated myself to 🥰 I’m warming to this hibernating thing after all https://t.co/LT3ebc12Aw

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One woke Brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t even!!!🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤣 https://t.co/lPoXMrJj9p

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Fully expecting him to wheel in wearing a wooly hat and scarf 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/UUzmWWCvPI

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Again 🤦🏻‍♀️🙈🤣🤷🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/16PMShaizr

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YAAAASSSS!!! Constance is back 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻😍😍😍 Frikkin adore Jessica Lange. American Horror story rules! https://t.co/pWLfdIEWW3