Tall Drink of Water

I'm dating. I'm in my late thirties. [Freshly 41!] This is basically my dating mind on twitter. Random. Catharsis. Community. #noshameinmygame. (Art:Wendy june)

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There's lots I don't know. But, what I do know is that safe, healthy affection is tha bomb. #datinghumans #classicman #tbd #adulting

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Thrilled to meet an authentic man. No game. No shame. Just chillin. #datinghumans #theyexist #unicorn #tbd

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I think men are Buddhists! They tend to BE in the moment, not much thought to plans, expectations, or future. #kindaloveit #flipthescript

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Moment to moment detailing of one's thoughts while dating will expose anyone as having completely lost the plot. #datinghumans #everythought

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That time you were being witty on Bumble & he somehow concluded you were a man - then blocked you. 😂😂 #ummmm #datinghumans #whoisdriving

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then the one u hypocritically fetishize gushes about brown women+green eyes = beauty 😐 #myeyesarebrown #datinghumans #cantwin #greatsextho

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When you've been fetishized for your ethnicity your whole sex life & then you straight do it to someone else. Gah! #hellahot #datinghumans

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Hey 8/6/14 self. I am under 148lbs! #fierce40 #datinghumans #wemadeit #backinthegame

[Big Ben @big_ben_clock]

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

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Date was ok. Kiss was fabulous. #whattodo #datinghumans #theFourFs #numberthree

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Lesson learned again. If he is only asking questions and not answering: you are his play thing. #datinghumans

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For every ten decent men online trying to be cool- falling short but trying- there's always that one asshole. #datinghumans

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Ranting is catharsis. I suddenly approve of this method, deep approval. #catharsis #dating humans

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Everything I try to look up at work on the interwebs, the corporate firewall thinks it's either gambling or porn! #mylife #beinghuman

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If someone can't follow up or follow through-not interested. #morningafter #movingon #dignity #wherearetheadults #datinghumans

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Almost 7pm. Me, peppered salami, a glass of red and The Good Wife. #alwaysmakeplanswithfriendsafterafirstdate #rookiemistake #datinghumans

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About to eat garlic & salami in protest. Then if he gets in touch no way can I go on a first date! #datinghumans #needwillpower #gah

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I think I'm live tweeting a date flake out. The good news: I've chosen to stay in my dayjamas so far... #booo #datinghumans #goodhairdayftw

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The reason for this feed: past 5pm, agreed date 2nite at 6/630. I still have no idea where. Not texting til after 630. #boooo #datinghumans

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1st date since I started tweeting! Tonight-ah! I guarantee my 5 fans are very excited. I am. #datinghumans #goforth #youneverknow