Angel🥴💛

hey guys 😏 he/they ♒️🌞♉️🌛♊️⬆️

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[𝓥 @cherryavocadoes]

She might not have been able to save her daughter but there's a woman out there that heard those words and has freed herself #amen

[ʀᴇᴍʏ ʟᴇʙᴇᴀᴜ ♠️ @PapaMadDawg]

Y'all complain about free streaming services having ads, yet we grew up with commercials.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me pretending not to know about work drama so I can get both sides of the story

[Chewy 🇧🇸 @Chewy_242]

Y’all gotta stop pretending KC not a lame for still holding that door shit against Aniya man

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Mouth swabs are the only fair marijuana test to me.
Just like a breathalyzer can tell someone’s alcohol level RIGHT NOW. If we’re testing people it should be on a RIGHT NOW basis bc why am i criminalized bc i got high this past weekend, when i was off work & had no responsibilities. People get drunk every weekend & they get to keep their jobs.

[mimi @red_qamar]

bryce is always talking about trinity standing behind his door that first day. i know that triggers tf out of kc LMAOO #loveislandusa

[Ese ᥫ᭡ @ese_oris]

and you’re stupid as fuck if you still think everyone’s problem with KC is him exploring

[⚫️ Why is he speaking? @mozuzz]

Saying “boot this girl outta this bitch” as the fan fave is so gangsta cuz the audience really is about to boot her on your command

[💞 @Melda1384191]

Should car insurance give money back at the end of the year if you haven’t had any accidents??

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

People didn’t stop going to theatres because of Netflix, Disney+, or Prime Video. They stopped when snacks started costing as much as the movie ticket.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

I would always retweet a black family

[iza @izamamaa]

Four white men have more wealth than half the planet and you still think a brown immigrant is why you’re struggling? 😭 Explain that to me like I’m five.

[Jum @JesterJum]

The voting age is 18...right?

So why are we taxing 15-17 year olds that work??

Isn't that the very definition of "taxation without representation"???

[Oda’s Ghost Writer 🔜 Blerdcon’26 @bearded_blerdd1]

If you 30+ and still putting the company 1st and not your own personal time…then you learned nothing from ya 20s lol

[daz @MetamateDaz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Payday

[Phillygirl @24tog]

The best thing about Amazon is they rather refund you than have a conversation about it

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

me: i’m grateful to have a job

Also me: every morning when my alarm goes off

[trevor @trevorngl]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring