A boogie wit tha hookah

I’m just trying to make Monday’s my bitch. add my insta though @hmmordan

[A boogie wit tha hookah @datMordan]

Shoutout to the girls with the check engine light on.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

"deal includes a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran."

[Mel Redgrave: FOLLOW @WOLFHELVETICA (She/Her)🔞 @MelxRedgrave]

Nigga, just watch the news.

[♰ @reeceollld]

nasty nigga really ordered hot chocolate & fish in the morning

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Just days after scientists found that bee venom can kill cancer cells, the Trump administration is set to close the nation’s primary bee research laboratory.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[❄️ Snow 🔻 Himbo ☭ @SnowHimbo]

We are finding YOUR bunker first buddy

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Congress gets free healthcare for life, a pension when they retire, and $79 A DAY for lunch... that’s all BEFORE their $175,000 a year salary.

The system is a joke and tax payers are the punchline.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

CONGRESS JUST ADMITTED $175,000 IS NOT ENOUGH TO LIVE ON, BUT THEY EXPECT YOU TO LIVE ON $14,000 A YEAR.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

50% chance he says “I’m the Iceman, no more Mr Nice Man”

[Overtime @overtime]

Nothing funnier than just trolling your boys 🤣 (via thoroughbred_k9/TT)

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

It’ll be a cold day in hell before i let a nigga named Herbert call me a nerd

[Spiffy Global @SpiffyGlobal]

Make em 49.99 for a ole playa then nefew

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??”

BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

[sea 🇪🇸🇦🇷 @neverlie]

This nigga is hypnotizing hoes from the grave. The greatest to ever do it.

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

This rlly was Nolan after Mark asked him how to beat Thragg lmaooo

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

Thragg after the Viltrumite War😭

#Invincible