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[໊ @oockreg]

@xAsamoahx https://t.co/3jLJtavRPc

[v4mp ✣ @lfghiro]

Ximena and Daryn Harris traded heavy shots from start to finish 😮‍💨🔥

[Maryerm🫧 @mie_maryerm]

Stop getting attached to people so fast,
because attachments lead to expectations and expectations lead to disappointments.

[her.🎀 @luv1bun]

My bank froze my identity after someone tried withdrawing £683,950 using my name.

I laughed because I'd never seen that kind of money.

The fraud investigator didn't.

He told me the account had been active for 19 years and every document proved I owned it.

I was only twenty-one when it was opened.

The problem?

I spent that entire month in a coma after a motorway crash.

The next day they showed me the original file.

My name.

My fingerprints.

My signature.

Even my DNA had been verified.

Then I saw the security camera photo.

It looked exactly like me.

Except I'd never met the man staring back from the screen.

[Liza @Li33aaa]

Stopped to get gas on my motorcycle and saw a guy riding a GXSR. I pointed to his bike and told him, “That’s what I want..”
He said, “me or the bike?”
I said “🫪uhhhh…. The bike.”
Him: “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.”

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

the silence after surviving a day that no one knew was hard.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Liking a man is like sitting right below a bird knowing it's going to shit on you, but you're just not sure when.

[k @ysljennii]

One day ima post this and log off

[timi @Timiii360]

blocking me with the same hand that put it back in when it slipped out is wild to me

[Liza @Li33aaa]

Most women are secretly asexual. They only perform interest in sex because society rewards it or because they want resources and status. Real female desire is almost nonexistent; otherwise why do so many treat sex as a chore, schedule it, or lose interest after the early relationship phase? The few who claim high desire are just better at the performance. True asexuality is the default female state; everything else is compliance or strategy

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Bro wtf???

[J4 @J4MIEMELVIN]

Damn bro they even taking away our physical buttons too

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

tired of participating in friendships that constantly make me think "wow. i'd never do that to them, but ok"

[Jedi @dhe3g]

He had a type and it was himself, gotta respect it

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

This why I’m still single

[kat @yslnadi]

I hate when men say “you gone be my wife”.... okay so propose.

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

Freddie Mercury was worth $50 million when he died at 45. His will is the most revealing document in rock history.

Mary Austin got 50% of everything. His ex-fiancée. He proposed to her in 1973. Told her he was gay in 1976. She said, "I think you're gay." They broke up. They never stopped being the most important person in each other's lives.

She got Garden Lodge, a Kensington mansion now valued at $38 million. She got 50% of all future Queen royalties. After Freddie's parents died, her share rose to 75%.

Jim Hutton, Freddie's boyfriend of seven years who held his hand as he died, received £500,000. A fixed sum. His chef got £500,000. His personal assistant got £500,000. His driver got £100,000.

The royalty math is where this gets wild. Queen generates roughly $50 million per year. The Bohemian Rhapsody biopic grossed $910 million and tripled their streaming catalog overnight. The catalog sold for $1.27 billion in 2024. Mary Austin's 75% cut of the royalty stream has been compounding for 35 years.

She auctioned 1,400 of his belongings at Sotheby's in 2023. Expected haul: £6 million. Actual haul: £40 million. The piano he composed Bohemian Rhapsody on sold for £1.7 million alone. His sister Kashmira spent an estimated £3 million at that auction buying back family items.

Before he died, Freddie told people that all his lovers had asked why they couldn't replace Mary. His answer was that she was irreplaceable, the only real friend he had, and nobody else came close.

The men in that photo got the nights. Mary Austin got the estate, the royalties, the mansion, and the century.

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

I be tonguing down them chickfila sauce packets down

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

All Wayne wanted to do was put together a group full of spitters.. nigga ended up with Goku and Bayonetta 😭😭😭

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

My mom went to three different doctors over eight months for crushing fatigue and brain fog after menopause. Each one told her it was “just stress” or “normal aging” and offered antidepressants. On the fourth visit she brought a printed list of her symptoms and said, “If I were a man with these exact symptoms after major hormone loss, what would you test?” They finally ordered the full hormone panel. Her estrogen was nearly undetectable. She started treatment the same week. Eight months of being told she was imagining it, fixed by one sentence that forced them to treat her like a patient instead of a stereotype.