albert

wake up, fryd bar, snap bird, push up, fryd bar, repeat

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

@gregferguson112 lick myballs

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

i love inviting high schooler over #jokes

[SkillGuy94 @SkillGuy94]

Sweet home Alabama max volume windows down tarps off speed shades on a fat chew and a DC iceeee fucking cold!!! Mannnn sure is a bad day to be an alcoholic

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

@Chaytonfischer9 @gregferguson112 is there a dislike button

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

@BettyJo78225 where that snow at #8ball #slide

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

@Chaytonfischer9 funny u always take my chirps #wannabe #lesbo

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

@Chaytonfischer9 wow buddy i was in line at 430am this morning waiting holy yuppy

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

woke up feeling dangerous i don’t know if that’s the fryd bar, or the fat morning wood i woke up with this morning #attackthecoch

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

anyone else see what i’m seeing. #whosthistool

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

sorry gents got locked up. hope all is well. surprised they let us get to friday once again.. hehe bad idea #horndog

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

@Chaytonfischer9 you might be the gayest person i met.. do not say that shit ever again! #zyntime

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

@DSwishinburger i’m ur daddy

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

violently hung tits, got kicked out of kenny chesney before ZBB even hit the stage at least i saw morgan. wow what a tilt last night #quilla

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

woke up so excited to see megan moroney tn! no caller id ill be screaming #bombed

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

gonna go make money hahah blackjack BRAVO!!!!!!

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

@young_jfromthe6 over 36.5 pra for young j tn. POTD

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

@DSwishinburger your mama gave some good dome last night #pullup

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

@BettyJo78225 @Donny2lit russ looks like my taint and plays like my autistic brother after he rips my bong don’t defend him jo

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

CALE MAKAR you are a dirty slut and i love it #comeover

[albert @datnigsincbirf2]

i’ve lost a full 9-5 paycheck on this gloomy yet beautiful sunday slate of fun #casey