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vegging out 📺

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

YES YOU WILL

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

@datpattycake Thank you for your ❤️! #TheBachelor will see you in the new year on January 6!

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

Trying to figure out what it means when the coworker who likes me the most is on anti anxiety meds and the one who likes me the least has nicotine addiction

[hangman @roomfmate]

sometimes streaming new music feels like an assigned college reading.

[Michael @therealmikeyrox]

100% of the time I’m like “it’s so okay to drink on an empty stomach” and 100% of the time it’s literally not

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

@oowaax Now you gotta play the hokey pokey to rly find out what it’s all about

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

@Lindameliax3 It really gives “not another WORD”

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

<community note> this is just the grate between jay street and borough hall NOT in France

[tatoo🐀 @nihildenial]

GUYS PARISIAN RATS WERE WATCHING THE GOJIRA PART OF THE OLYMPICS OPENING

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

Never understood how the automatic subway announcements could shamelessly have “stand up for what’s right” and “don’t give to ppl soliciting money” ready in one pack

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

Yeah that’s why I have an 11

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

@scarytylermoore But still she did not sound open to not having any meetings 🤭

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

So humid out that I’m dabbling in hair gel again

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

You couldn’t pay me to care about myself this much

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

@_jbiebz__ & birthday girl tmrw

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

@Lindameliax3 What typa mushroom is in it

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

You know your outfit is fun when someone does the sign of the cross after seeing you

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

“I used to love eating asparagus but I HAD to stop” the urine drinker on my strange addiction

[𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐳𝐢 𝐃𝐢𝐨𝐫. 💜 @KhulisoKMahosi_]

it’s so weird when someone who’s never made any advances to you starts doing so, like what changed? what did you hear about me? why now?? 😭😭😭

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

A PIGEON LITERALLY JUST FLEW INTO MY HEAD

[🅿️atrice @datpattycake]

Some of my fave couples are ppl who partied too much together and randomly gave it a shot when they were alone