Felix Dick Jaeger

Don't touch me / I was a Medic at Coldfront. I also was a pole dancer / Gay but whatever/ Awful
((I RP like they're actually on Twitter until otherwise stated))

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

How is "Suck my dick." an insult?
Sure, I'll suck you're dick. Pull your pants down...

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 2 Nov 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 2 Nov 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 2 Nov 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 2 Nov 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 2 Nov 2014).
And you? https://t.co/i7nvG3kwLb

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 3 years (since 2 Nov 2014).
And you? https://t.co/i7nvG3kwLb

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

@yaboypauling That's what I suggest then.

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

@yaboypauling What about...hn

A suggestion for cough drops and rest?

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

@yaboypauling I actually dont have any hearts on me...

What about new lungs?

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

@yaboypauling I DID go to school to be a doctor you know.

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

@yaboypauling You say that but I think you might be a liar.

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

@yaboypauling 👀

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

I can make a few select things.
Like anything with a recipe that doesn't require too many steps.

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

@xYoungYandere (( it's all good. I'm trying to get back into the swing of things.

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

So moving into my own apartment might not have been the best idea.
I still can't cook.

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

@yaboypauling Welcome back Pauling boy

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

@xYoungYandere (( I got way too into transformers and getting paid to take pictures of rocks...but I'm trying to be back!

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

Coffee is a suitable milk substitute.

Im a doctor.
I should know.

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

Ok...not hunting.
But I'm looking.
I need to know more about these things.

Maybe.

[Felix Dick Jaeger @datreddoctor]

I'm an adult and I need to live like one.
So I'm doing the adult thing.

And Im doing back alley doctor stuff and hunting the super natural.