Patrick Dattolo

Charlotte, NC • Belmont Abbey Alum

[Redd @ReddCinema]

i got 4 brain cells and they’re the Madagascar penguins

[meredith minkow @murrminks]

Me walking into Trader Joe’s on a Sunday afternoon

[(Drew) #88 Home @CHITOWNDREW23]

If you wasn’t here for 2-15 don’t be here for 3-14 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Joseph Kony? That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…

[bug girl @buggirl]

in the mood to eat 500 crab rangoons

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

happy presidents’ day to MY president

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Get it together.

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

what we really need are content destroyers

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

It’s getting dangerously close to “circling back” time. I’m not ready to circle back at all.

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

no one is celebrating the new year until we stop Kony.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

The world is in dire need of a weekly hbo sunday night show

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

Asking for a sick day feels so infantalizing, composing a professional email to be like “I frew up”

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

I would love to drink a beer with him

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Fiddle me this!

That was a joke y'all. Hope I made ya laugh!

[ian @itsianraymond]

might i suggest you don’t fuck with my sis