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[ALMA ICE ❄️⚜️ @alma_ice]

Je vous recommande vivement un partenaire collant et amoureux. La vie est trop courte, pour être avec quelqu'un qui agit comme si montrer de l'amour était une corvée.

[𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐌 ᥫ᭡. @nolo_mothiba]

As it stands, it seems all roads are leading back to celibacy, gym, being beautiful, being alone and making money.

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

It's funny how we use to tell people with anxiety that "people in public aren't making fun of you, they don't even notice you so don't be scared" and then the internet just proved to us that people will make fun of you when you're in public for virtually no reason at all.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Enfin une barrette à cheveux qui ne tombera pas pendant un séisme de magnitude 9,5

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Dutchy. @Jonny_Dutch]

Mexico should’ve hosted the entire World Cup

[The Spiritual Queen of Whiteness 🐻‍❄️ @BelieveChe95988]

Unfortunately, if you come across a man who isn't actually attracted to you, his insults will be disguised as "jokes".

That breakfast you made him with love means nothing to him because he views you as a maid.

[ymir @tsukkkicore]

jai decidé ma jeunesse cv etre dmes 25 à mes 35 ans perso

[Spirit of Conver$ion! @BigBadReni]

I love Congolese people, they’re so dedicated to being swagged out

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓴💋 @musingsofk_]

This is how to kiss. Stop sticking your out your damn tongue or opening your mouth wide

[⛱️ @datsweird]

JE CHERCHE DEUX PLACES POUR DAVID GUETTA SAMEDI

[•ू♡ @e2yy_]

T pas vraiment parisienne si t’as jamais pleuré dans les transports

[Nafs @Farawla_aa]

J’ai supprimé tte les influenceuses sur snap que je suivais. Qui a normaliser le fait de regarder des meuf se filmer tte la journée pendant que nous on bosse ??

[⛱️ @datsweird]

Les commentaires pitié

[☥ Seth _ Kemite ☥ @King__Bantu]

Les blanches sont jalouses des noires. Du coup, elles veulent que toute l’attention soit sur elles. Dans leur tête, elles pensent être les plus jolies et les plus attirantes.

Contexte : “ Elle m’avait vue. Elle savait que j’étais en train de faire ma photo. Et pourtant”

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The DR Congo arrival fits are pure aura.

[🇨🇲 @vanessacrossou1]

mais la tenue??? INCROYABLE

[Rox. @rorisanglbl]

Last World Cup unmarried 🙏🏽

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

She done knocked da damn fish unconscious wit da cabbage