will wheaton

wet ball

[Ja-Ram @JA_Ram1]

Actual doughnuts on the on deck circle, maple syrup instead of pine tar, pitchers can’t wear spikes, hitters have to use a cage face mask, and each player has to write “I’m a cheater” on the team white board 100 times before they get to take the field.

[3️⃣ @tr3y_n]

You mentally ill if you pick the book

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

I will be on an NFL team roster by October 21, 2019.

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

Thunder by Boys like Girls came on the radio and this uber driver just switched the station..... easy one star no tip

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

All i want is one more 11 song juicy/wiz album

[Ja-Ram @JA_Ram1]

If you make a bunch of noise in the sauna with all your nastiness and lugees and rubbing you nose n shi. Just stay home n steam your bathroom or some, no need to ruin everyone’s peaceful workout.

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

Im 100% going to the NFL

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

If kevin made it from backstreet boys i can make it

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

Whos in need of a QB for flag football for fall 2019? Just ran some cone drills and feeling light

[Justin Henderson @jhendo15]

Braves need to host open tryouts for their bullpen, luke jackson and shane carle need to go home and be family men

[Ja-Ram @JA_Ram1]

@datwheaton I’d rather have a Kroger brand “Drinking Water”.

[Casserole appreciator @CrumOnMe]

Top 5 Songs that still hit like they did the first time you heard them:
1. OG Bobby Johnson
2. New faces
3. Untitled 2
4. The Percocet and stripper joint
5. New choppa

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

@CrumOnMe Hey Caleb i noticed you didnt have Starving by Haliee Steinfield... probably an honest mistake but just be more careful next time

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

Nothing is more dissapointing than when you ask for a bottle of water and they give you a deer park

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

Wet pee

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

Just imagine if Regina George and John Tucker actually met up

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

@benwwagoner Top 3

[will wheaton @datwheaton]

I still 100% believe i would place top 5 in all drills of the NFL combine