Daunté

Light skin. Dark nigga.

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Pizza Hut: Nobody out Pizzas the Hut

Papa Johns: Better Ingredients Better Pizza

Little Ceaser’s: Fuck man ummmm Pizza….Pizza?

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@SalvadorViescaV You doing stand up again?!

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21? Can you do a itsy bitsy teenie weenie wittle favor for me? 🥺

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I saw a rat so big he had a social security number

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There are so many cities in a California that you never hear about until wildfire season comes and they burst into flames. Like what you mean 300,000 died in… Gecko, California?

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Alright I got some bees but how exactly do I “keep” them? lol they biting my ass up clearly they do not want to be kept

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Glad I got that out of the way!

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Bought to listen to Ye’s discography one last time without feeling guilty before he does something else

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I was at an outdoor wedding this weekend and it started to rain. The dance floor became slippery right as the dj played Come On Eileen. Let me tell you these white people start BUSTING their ass. For the first few seconds I it thought it was a mass shooting.

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@imitchelllamar MITCHELL OMG 😭😭😭

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I wish I could Magic School Bus into Rihanna’s mouth

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Billy Eichner and the creator of Monkey Pox in a boardroom somewhere fighting for they fucking life

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@existentrill_ Now why would you do that

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I love the videos of mascots at birthdays with black people in them that shit makes me so happy. Like okaaay fuck up it Goku

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Y’all don’t get tired of wearing those big ass light wash jeans every day?

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@joemascardo The line outside the club

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You are not a “lil mentally ill baddie” you are going to jail for lil domestic violence

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That pig had to be doing some fucking insane shit to get the name ‘Black Forest Ham’

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*Adam Levine Voice*

Holy fuck those tittes are tubular

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Nooo don’t fart your so sexy aha

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Nothing breaks my heart more than when my lesbian friends break up. Two emotionally intelligent people in a patriarchy-less relationship and they can’t make it work? Bro what chance do the rest of have