Ophelia Dagger

A manic pixie dream with a knife.
Model, educator, project manager.
They/She

[Ophelia Dagger @dauntlessdagger]

*very important thread* about Chappelle’s recent special.

[Ophelia Dagger @dauntlessdagger]

@ShayBlondie I’m so stoked! Also, I’ll remind you to hydrate occasionally 💙🥰🥤

[Ophelia Dagger @dauntlessdagger]

@CleaSalar Who says you’re not hot? I will fight.

[Ophelia Dagger @dauntlessdagger]

@maddiekaygrey I had never thought to do that but it’s genius and I will be using it from now on

[Ophelia Dagger @dauntlessdagger]

@studpuffinn Yelm was wild.

[Ophelia Dagger @dauntlessdagger]

@studpuffinn Congrats 🥳🎉

[g @acabghostdad]

when u misgender someone, and they correct u, try saying "thank you" instead of "I'm sorry". It takes away the need for an "it's ok" which sucks to say when you've been misgendered

[Maggie McMuffin @MaggieMcMuff]

Be the slut your shitty ex accused you of being

[Eric Sprankle, PsyD @DrSprankle]

Midweek masturbation reminders:
• it’s healthy when you’re single
• it’s healthy when you’re partnered
• the bible doesn’t mention vibrators
• semen retention is pseudoscientific “wellness” and won’t give you superpowers

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.

[Eric Sprankle, PsyD @DrSprankle]

If you’re worried about kids watching porn and thinking it’s sex ed, you could always, like, you know, provide sex ed.

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

[Ophelia Dagger @dauntlessdagger]

@shiraisinspired I have CPTSD and it made me uncomfortable with touching other humans. Math teacher my freshman year had a policy that you had to shake her hand every day. Refused to let me into the classroom without shaking her hand. I missed the first week of class and cried in the hall.

[Eric Sprankle, PsyD @DrSprankle]

Weekend reminders:
• sexuality is more than your penis
• the world isn’t centered on your penis
• not everyone wants to see your penis
• eat some vegetables 🥕🥒🍆

[Ophelia Dagger @dauntlessdagger]

I am Very Bad at promoting it, but I have an 0nlyfanz where you can see things like this #mtg boudoir shoot!

[Eric Sprankle, PsyD @DrSprankle]

Hell is fake, but orgasms shouldn’t be.

[Ophelia Dagger @dauntlessdagger]

Traveling as an ambulatory wheelchair user is sometimes a very surreal experience. You notice all the things that are accessible to you, but that are lacking in access for non ambulatory users. You’re both grateful for your privilege and angry for others.

[Ophelia Dagger @dauntlessdagger]

@ChelseaCebara So cute! 🙀😻😸