me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately
me when my google maps ETA goes up 2 minutes: ah well. so much in this life is beyond my control 🤷♂️😌
ne when my google maps ETA goes down 2 minutes: no doubt due to my unprecedented skill behind the wheel